Dutch Dance

a dance of presumably Dutch heritage, commonly performed by only the most professional highschoolers in Holland, Michigan. Once you dutch dance, and persevere through weeks of walking around in wooden torture devices, your legacy of greatness is forever upheld as generation after generation look up to your great act of selflessness. Not to mention, who doesn't look great in a little Dutch boy costume? Dutch Dance - A Club for the Finest

After Omar joined Dutch dance (an extremely intensive legit sport), his life was forever changed for the better, and he prospered and bloomed like a beautiful tulip.

by Dutchdancer4lifexoxo November 03, 2011

dutch mouth

When a person types English with spelling that looks more Dutch than it does English.

Person 1: Aeyy wut r yu doenn todae
Person 2: Wow, you have a serious case of dutch mouth.

by Trerry August 29, 2015

Dutch Wank

When you do a Dutch Oven (fart under your bed covers then inhale the fumes) and continue to wank whilst lying in your oven.

Oh mate, had to burn the sheets last night after a Dutch Wank

by Teebster0 May 18, 2018

dutch cheer

the joyful, blarting sound made by the expulsion of spunk-laced gas from the anus

a chorus of dutch cheers went up from the crowd as van persie drove the ball towards the goal

by dutch_cheer July 09, 2014

Dutch Trombone

Combines two of the most revered sexual acts known to man, a rusty trombone and a dutch rudder. While your girl tongue punches your fart box in ravenous fashion (humming the song of her or your choice is a plus) all while she reaches around and moves your arm back and forth while you grip your penis.

Remind me to thank Rachel’s parents for giving her all those music lessons. Why? Cause she plays the best dutch trombone.

My cousin asked me if I wanted to try something different so she did the old dutch trombone. Made me skeet skeet.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Dutch Relay

Dutch Relay- when you put your penis in a buddies hand and a third party member jacks off person #1 by physicaly moving the arm of person #2. A dutch rudder modified for 3 people.

Last night when I walked into the barracks, Bruce was getting a Dutch Relay from sam and Carlos.

by SGT Slippyfist June 13, 2020

dutch locker

When you fart in someone else's locker before they open it.

I see that they gave Cindy the old Dutch Locker since she puked in her locker again!

by Fastford48 February 23, 2017