IISA

IISA aka If Im Still Alive

Depressed husband: "Honey do, you want to take a night time helicopter tour around the city after we have our romantic dinner?"

Wife: "Sorry babe, I have work early tomorrow, how about another time"

Depressed husband: "Sure, another time, IISA."

Wife: "huh, what?"

Depressed husband: "Nothing"

by hinduprincessx07 August 19, 2023

Ilesa

ilesa is a sexy beast. she a beast in the pool and in bed. "if yiu get a chance fuck her" - vivaan. she is a japanease anime waifu 🥰

rando: omg is that ilesa

ilesa: shut the hell you mouth ya

by okokoklalalala August 29, 2023

ilia

biggest dick you’ll ever find

girl: have you seen ilia
friend: yes he’s so fine i want that dick

by imafutiremilf September 19, 2023

Ilialism

Philosophical branch derived from absurdism that believes that life has meaning but the desire to discover it is lacking.

Person 1: Damn bro, i don't even want to think no more about life
Person 2: You an absurdist fr
Person 1: Nah man that's not what it is, I'm an Ilialist, like from Ilialism, the fuck?

by jwjdjsjsjkajs October 2, 2023

Ilias

A goofy friend ,who always does something weird or goofy. He makes the group laugh but is goofy. He likes anime oni chan uwu e-girl type of shit girls. He is nice but very goofy. He has long blonde hair and will never cut them off, until he falls asleep first at the sleepover. His friends like him but laugh at him. He also thinks he is the alpha man and the ambassador of andrew tate. Although he seems kind of weird and goofy, his father is a real G. you could eventually become friends with his father. He also is always lost when he is outside and has no orientation at all.

Ilias: where do we wanna go?
Friend: to the mall.
Ilias: we have to go this way!
All of his Friends: OHHHHH Ilias, you stupid cunt, we have to go this way.

by Definetely ilias friend November 14, 2023

Ilias

Ilias is a nice friend. However every second you get to spent time with him he gets weirder and goofier. He rizzes the nerdy girl from school and falls down the stairs when he feels cool. He owns a brain made of creativity, which leads to him giving the most random examples.

(DONT TRY TO ARGUE WITH HIM!)

Teacher: how do you come from philosophy to walnuts?
Ilias: that was an example.
Friend: that was so Ilias.

by Definetely ilias friend November 14, 2023

iisatu

Iisatu is a very black young girl whose skinny short and in 7th grade most likely.she keeps her group small and can always make you laugh.shes usually likes hello kitty and Sanrio like a lot of 7th grade girls.i love iisatu

Yo is that iisatu she’s little asfff that’s my bestfriend though

by Unbothered_milly November 19, 2023