monitor hugger

An individual who is so obsessed with computing devices that their own thoughts, words, and actions embody the love a tree hugger also has for trees.

"Hey, I just got legally married to my GeForce RTX 3070!" "Dudebro, you're SUCH a monitor hugger."

by stomachbrougham February 01, 2021

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Mug Hugger

Hey, see that retard over there? You mean the mug hugger on the short bus?

by Mug Hugger November 26, 2023

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a stupid fuckin bitch that hugs pole like a dipshit

shut up you stinky pole hugger

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When you put your dick in a persons mouth and wrap your arms and legs around their head

“Yo man, I just did a Face Hugger to Samantha.”
“Isn’t she in a relationship?”
“Yea...”

by Wart hunter November 02, 2020

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A homeless person who tries to get sympathy so he can try and hug your girl

Scott, who was homeless, tried to get sympathy from my girl and asked for a hug. Therefore Scott is the original homeless hugger.

by Clipseo August 18, 2024

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someone who has a strange desire to be tied up during sexual intercourse.

Me: "My ex was a lowkey chair hugger."

Friend: "Ew."

by pepe is daddy. December 25, 2015

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Chav hugs his girlfriend as they walk past someone much bigger and taller than he is because he's a coward.

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