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Horst

Word orginated at Vilanova Univeristy to describe the unbelievable bordem the students expierience on a daily basis. Can also be used to describe Garret Olsen
My god this school is HORST
My god this SPIT food is HORST
MY god Garret Olsen is so HORST
by Tyler Duden March 20, 2005
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hopster

An individual who has defined taste in mainstream pop consumerism.

In direct opposition with "hipsters" who thrive on terms like "independant" "artistic" "self-expression" "different" , the hopster lies at the core of the mass media and enjoys to be defined as "commercial" "popular" or even "sell out".
"At the Justin Bieber concert there was tons of tweens, but also a few hopsters." - Nightlife Journalist

"I hate those hopsters, always talking loudly about shitty beer ads when we try to discuss art." - A random passerby heard in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.
by Jimonesco October 21, 2010
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AIM Hostage

When you are in a conversation on some sort of messaging service (Like MSN) and you leave a conversation that usually envolves more than one person, and you keep getting added and re-added to the conversation to your frustration. This will only ever end if you log-out or if one of your captors logs out.
-Person 1 has left the conversation-
Person 2: LOL where did she go...
Person 3: donno, add her again.
Person 2: LOL okay :D
-Person 1 has been added to the conversation-
Person 2: LOL hey!
-Person 1 has left the conversation-
Person 3: Oh..
-Person 1 has been added to the conversation-
-Person 1 has left the conversation-
-Person 1 has been added to the conversation-
-Person 1 has left the conversation-
-Person 1 has been added to the conversaion-
Person 1: What?
Person 2: YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE!!!!!!!!! LMAO
Person 3: YOURE OUR HOSTAGE!!!
Person 1: An AIM hostage?
Person 2: LOL
Person 3: LOL ye
Person 2: MWAHAHAHA
Person 1: ...
Person 1: You are lame...
-Person 1 has logged out-
by Ryan Wells February 29, 2008
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cock holster

A mouth that has sucked so much dick that it may as well be an undergarment holding it in place.
That bitch may as well take put a job as a cock holster.
by lil'emily May 21, 2017
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hungry as a hostage in a holdup situation

When you believe that your hunger is a equivalent to that of a hostage who has been kidnapped by a terrorist or a bankrobber, without food or drink.
We better get some food now, I'm hungry as a hostage in a holdup situation
by Tim Douglass February 19, 2008
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noob host

In DOTA, noob host has a few defination:
1. Complete moron that create a DOTA game and full house, purpose leave the game without the game ever start, annoy everyone out.
2. Host that create a DOTA game but suck at it. Commonly seen as love to become feeder.
3. Host that almost lose the game and leave the game when opponent are closer to their victory, pissing them out.
4. Host that lag the game and delay it, and so on, fucking everyone off.
5. Host that AFK and leave when his level is so low. Example: everyone is above level 18 but host still at 12.
1. Host: ok, gogogo.

AP mode.
GAME START IN 5...
4..
3..
Host has left the game.
Gamer 1: Hey, fuck u.
Gamer 2, NOOB HOST LA!

2. gamer 7 pwn host's head for 275 gold!
gamer 7 is beyond godlike! Somebody kill him!
gamer 2: sigh! Host got fucked again!
gamer 3: serve that faggot right! Who ask the noob host to feed gamer 7 so much???
gamer 7: ^^

3. Gamer 7, 8, 9, 10: Yeah! Faster push, we almost win!
Gamer 2, 3, 4, 5: GG! ^^
Host has left the game.
Everyone: zzzzzzzz
Everyone: Piss the host off la!
Gamer 4: LOL! NOOB HOST!

4. Gamer 6: Lag again! Host got tunnel or not???
Host: tunnel already lo!
Gamer 6: then y still lag??
Host: zzzzzzz
Gamer 7: Noob Host! ^^

5. ( Ping the map )
Gamer 5: If wasn't the host afk, we could have win.
Gamer 3: Yalo, Fucking Noob Host!
Gamer 4: See la, host only level 12 only!

Host has left the game.

Everyone: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Gamer 4: Like that also left game. XD!
by sonicstream May 12, 2009
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cock holster

the mouth of either a male or a female whose express purpose is to suck male genitalia
by Smittyy31 May 9, 2017
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