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bull hockey

1:bull crap, but made apropriate for mixed company
2:something that is not important, idle chit chat, i.e, shooting the bull
the test scores were streight bull hockey
by Mc lovein January 8, 2008
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Hooker Lips

Metalcore band based in VA Beach, VA. Toured extensively in 2008, primarily in Milwaukee where they have a cult following.
Steve-"You going catch Hooker Lips tonight?"
Dustin-"No, I'm too much of a bagel."
by LickMyBrownEye November 30, 2011
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springtime hockey fan

a guy or girl who doesn't give a rat's ass about hockey from october to march, but all of a sudden cares about who is in the playoffs once they start. and actually have the nerve to try and contribute to hockey conversations. much similar to posers. nothing pisses off a hockey fan more than someone who "doesnt like hockey" one minute, and sucking hockey's dick once a bluebird flies by the window.
January 7th:
hockey fan: "man did you see the Rangers beat the Flyers last night?"

springtime hockey fan: "no, i dont really watch hockey"

April 9th:
hockey fan:"man i hope the Rangers get a high seeding"

springtime hockey fan "I KNOW RIGHT"

June 10th:
regular fan: "eh, the Rangers are out, but i hope the Penguins win it all"

springtime hockey fan: "no WAY, the Avalanche are SO good"
by Hantuj June 11, 2007
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Rage Hacker

A type of hacker, typically found in online video games, that turn all of their hacks and cheats to the max setting, so they can win. Most of these type of hackers have a hack to win playstyle.

Those hacked used by this hacker are very blatant and can be spotted by almost anyone.
Kid 1: *playing*
Rage Hacker: *shoots Kid 1 through 10 walls.*
Kid 1: "OMG Rage Hacker! fsbiudfgSEGISDUtigusdz."
by FallenXP December 10, 2017
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Fudge Hacker

An asshole (from PSN or XBOX LIVE) who hacks the shit out of a game such as MW2.

A Fag who has noting better to do than hack e_e
Guy 1: WTF! i cant play a legit game in MW2 because of all these fudge hackers!!

Guy 2: ... word
by MiinTBeRRyCruNcH January 19, 2011
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hockey puck

A chick that gets passed from one hockey player to another and eventually bones the entire team.
That dirty, dirty hockey puck has given everyone on the team a ball tounging but me.
by tyrone vanier September 20, 2008
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TJ Hooker

Noun - A special type of 'toe job.' Although the definition would imply that this is an act that can only be performed with a paid prostitute, it actually can apply to any female willing to participate in the act (bar slut, sorority girl, high school cheerleader, etc.). This is when the female lays on her back and sucks the left big toe of the male participant while he lays on his side and uses his right foot to fuck the female in the vagina with his big toe. It should be used as foreplay before sex or in place of actual sex with a girl that potentially has a variety of sexually trasmitted diseases one would not want to expose his penis to. This should be discussed with friends the next day and the male that is able to perform this act on a female should receive a 'high five' from all male friends present during the disclosure of the act.
Paul - "Holy Shit I totally gave that slut Allison a TJ Hooker last night."
Chris - "You are the man" (High Five)
by Gregory W. December 12, 2008
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