hillaryland

Hillaryland is a vast political empire based in Washington and New York

Ever since 1992, when a young campaign staffer answered a phone call from Hillary with the greeting "Hillaryland," the future first lady and her devoted, mostly female aides have embraced the cutesy sobriquet as a way to describe their unique, un-Bill (and sometimes anti-Bill) sorority. In the 1992 campaign, it described a small corner of office real estate in Little Rock where her staff toiled. In the Clinton White House, Hillaryland grew into an influential but often frustrated power center inhabited by dutiful staffers whose first allegiance was to the first lady, not the president. "We were also our little subculture within the White House," Hillary writes in her memoir. "My staff prided themselves on discretion, loyalty and camaraderie, and we had our own special ethos. While the West Wing had a tendency to leak, Hillaryland never did. While the president's senior advisers jockeyed for big offices and proximity to the Oval Office, my senior staff happily shared offices with their young assistants." Bill Clinton staffers regarded the dwellers in Hillaryland as Kool-Aid drinkers with awful political judgment. Hillarylanders saw Bill's people as showboats and referred to them dismissively as the "white boys." Hillary "took a dim view of many of her husband's West Wing advisers," writes John Harris in The Survivor, his excellent account of the Clinton years, "who she regarded as too immature and too worried about currying favor with the Washington press." Hillaryland was different.

by Kari Luoranen December 9, 2008

Hilary Morrissey

One of the weirdest people you will ever meet. Has little to no fears and only really shows emotion when she’s drunk.

“Christ it’s hilary morrissey hide behind that bush”

by butterbean November 4, 2019

Hillarectile dysfunction

An inability to become aroused due to prolonged exposure to Hillary Clinton.

Joe was suffering so bad from Hillarectile dysfunction that even Viagra couldn't help.

by webster_c February 17, 2008

Hillarize

A way to get rid of files
To make vanish
Delete

"I believe im going to hillarize those files"

by Funny guy 68 November 1, 2016

Hilary Duff

A girl who got a record deal based on her already-present fame, rather than vocal talent.
Her voice is horrible, despite the digital altering. Hilary Duff makes Britney Spears sound like Mariah Carey.
And, on top of that, Hilary doesn't even write her own songs (which is a scary thought anyway). Her singing is pretty much monotone; she has a pathetic voice range.
Let's just say that she wouldn't stand a chance on American Idol.

(on American Idol, before Hilary's fame)
Hilary: Today I'll be performing "Why Not" for you! Omigosh, I'm sooo gonna be the next American Idol.
Paula: We're ready when you're ready.
Hilary (singing): Why not, take a crazy chance, why not, do a crazy dance---
Simon: Spare us! STOP! My GOD, you sound like a dying goat! Agh, my ears..
Hilary: B-b-but, I'm like, so pretty!

by Ivory March 10, 2004

Hilary

Hilary is the one girl every guy thinks of at least one point in there life, she is the girl guys dream of while they are with there girlfriend and she is the most beautiful girl on earth, she’s the one you’d do anything for, the one that will always worry about you and care for you, she’s the one that you wish you could marry, she’s the one you’ll fall in love with at first glance just to find out she’s everything you wanted and more, she’s outright gorgeous!

Hilary is all i want!

by Lil buttwipe July 8, 2018

Hillaryism

Really dumb things that blondes say. They tend to run in yoga pants and weird things that don't make sense.

Jan: "When we cry to our emotions come out in our tears?"
Mark: "God Jan that is such a hillaryism"

Sean: "I think I'm going to have a hamburger for lunch."
Sophia: "Why would you want a hamburger thats gross!"
Sean: "How is a hamburger gross?"
Sophia: "Ew because it's made of ham!"
Sean: SMDH *wtf hillaryism"

by skeetskeetme007 May 7, 2011