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Herp Derping

The act of ejaculating onto a plant, and then giving it to someone as a meal.
Man-"Last night I saw Jim herp on a plant, and later his wife was derping it!"

WomanA-"I love herp derping!"
WomanB-"Me too! It's so tasty!"
by CaptainYuri April 24, 2011
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Herp-a-derp

A skank.
Someone who gets around.
A girl with a very slutty background.
Herp-a-derp=girl with herpes or high possibility of having them!
Destiny is a herp-a-derp because she screwed everyone she dates.

Destiny is a herp-a-derp because she flirts with everyone and lets boys get a feel on without giving a crap.

Herp-a....derp!
by ArkansasHippie. November 16, 2011
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herdy

Huge and nerdy.
The last job-applicant was pretty herdy - ponytail, dragon tattoo, sweatpants - there's still a dent in the sofa.

You know, that herdy guy who works at the comic shop?
by skip__ April 18, 2011
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herp

A person who smokes, snorts, injects or eats meth. A tweaker of elevated rank... like the kind that sells to kids or frequently pulls out their wang in public.
Did you see Trish's new boyfriend? He's a total herp.
by Aerophilia May 19, 2011
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Harpy

(1.) noun: A student of Harper College, Palatine, Illinois. From Greek mythology, harpy, a terrifying beast described in Homeric literature The Odyssey.

(2.) noun: An alumnus (graduate) of Harper College.
(1.) Bridget, a sophomore Harpy, lives in Palatine.

(2.) My aunt Jane, a graduate of Harper College, swears she will be a Harpy until the day she dies.
by the specter August 13, 2007
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herpa

Adv. Used to define something really, really negative, usually in a promiscuous way.
That girl is herpa nasty, she made out with four guys at the party last week.
by musicsuburb October 9, 2006
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Herp-Slurp

Oral sex with a person who has herpes. It cannot be spread through the mouth but still... you just licked some herpes.
I just went down on my girlfriend for the first time yesterday. Today she decided to tell me that she had vaginal herpes. I'd given her a herp-slurp just yesterday
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