Sheetrock Helmet

When having sexual intercourse, usually a Hate Fuck, you force the top of the head of your partner through a wall.

Last night I was so fucked up I decided to bone my ex again. She still had a line across her forehead from the sheetrock helmet I gave her last wednesday.

by Alan Ashton October 3, 2008

Space Helmet

When you make a small cut on your forehead and put a tab of acid on the cut and cover it with a bandanna therefore making you feel like you're in space

"why are you wearing that bandanna"
"dude I'm pulling a space helmet right now and I'm tripping balls"

by Thatmemelordfromwelches January 26, 2017

helmet end

a penis whose lack of foreskin makes it look like there is a helmet bulging out of the end

girl: did u pull that lad last nite?
girl 2: yeah he went commando and put his helmet end inside my saddle gash

by Ivan1989 March 10, 2008

Roman helmet

The act of placing your balls on someone’s forehead and draping your penis strait down the nose. This act looks just like a real Roman helmet!!

Joey passed out at my house and we gave him a Roman helmet

by King ocean August 24, 2018

purple helmet

The head of yo dick that looks like a fireman's hat.

Dseeamn, Jim's mom polished Richard's purple helmet with her tongue and made that shit all shiny. Then she stuck it in her cunt..haha!

by peanut butter jelly March 12, 2003

mushroom helmet

The head of a mans dick

Can you make my mushroom helmet touch your tonsils?

by smitty December 20, 2002

Tennis helmet

When something is, like, incredibly gay, you can say that it's "as queer as a tennis helmet." Because they don't make tennis helmets. See also, football bat.

Your MicePace page is as queer as a tennis helmet. Change it, dude.

by panicBoy January 2, 2008