When you make a small cut on your forehead and put a tab of acid on the cut and cover it with a bandanna therefore making you feel like you're in space
"why are you wearing that bandanna"
"dude I'm pulling a space helmet right now and I'm tripping balls"
"dude I'm pulling a space helmet right now and I'm tripping balls"
by Thatmemelordfromwelches January 27, 2017
girl: did u pull that lad last nite?
girl 2: yeah he went commando and put his helmet end inside my saddle gash
girl 2: yeah he went commando and put his helmet end inside my saddle gash
by Ivan1989 March 06, 2008
The act of placing your balls on someone’s forehead and draping your penis strait down the nose. This act looks just like a real Roman helmet!!
by King ocean August 24, 2018
A regional variant common to southern New England for the practical joke/sexual practice known elsewhere as the Dutch oven: i.e. when one partner holds another partner's head beneath a blanket and passes gas.
Sheets are OK for a gutter helmet, but for the real, face-full-of-flatulence effect, you need to go with a down comforter.
by OrangeTruck November 30, 2012
Dseeamn, Jim's mom polished Richard's purple helmet with her tongue and made that shit all shiny. Then she stuck it in her cunt..haha!
by peanut butter jelly March 12, 2003
by smitty December 21, 2002
When something is, like, incredibly gay, you can say that it's "as queer as a tennis helmet." Because they don't make tennis helmets. See also, football bat.
by panicBoy December 08, 2007