red herring

a slang phrase used to describe a girls pussy when she is having her period and it also stinks like a dead fish.

I was gonna fuck my girl last night, but she's got a nasty case of red herring.

by suppio January 19, 2008

bobble heading

In the act of extreme drunken sex the person on top is riding you so hard your head is bobbing like a bobble head while trying to keep conscious.

Jay: My neck is killing me

Justin: Why?
Jay: I went over Alyssa's house an it ended up being bobble heading night.

by Jason Gracia May 17, 2014

smacked by a herring

When someone gets smacked by a large penis across the face so hard that it leaves a mark.

A:Why is your face red?
B:Oh last night I got smacked by a herring.

by elyons September 11, 2012

heaping piles

hemorroids, tongue-in-cheek, sarcasm for waiting around.

I've got heaping piles from the comment 'good things happen to those who wait'. Constipated?

by Jesterscrystal July 20, 2009

red heading

The act of jerking off a dog until it ejaculates

I was red heading my dog so hard it cumed

by Red13567 November 1, 2017

Hearingaidophobic

When someone makes fun/discriminates another person because they use a hearing aid.

Bully: "Look at that girl over there. Her hearing aid makes her look like a gremlin!"
Wendy: "Don't say that! That's Hearingaidophobic

by Yes Swag June 17, 2022

Healing popsicle

When one cums in a popsicle mold and gives it to a sick girl.

Tonya said she was feeling bad, so I whipped her up a healing popsicle.

by Tasty pasty May 5, 2017