handcel

a man who can not partake in sexual activity due to his little baby hands

bob: *has small hands*
women: wow what a baby handed little bitch boy handcel

by goyimcrusader January 6, 2026

language-handicapped

not being able to find the right words to say; kelsey

I am language-handicapped because everything I say always comes out wrong.

by jeanine June 27, 2004

Green Handicap

The inability to further one's career as a result of said invidual's inability to play golf.

My green handicap cost me last month's promotion.

by How Now Shamwow June 17, 2009

egyptian handcuff

the act of sticking one fist up a girls vagina and the other fist in her butt and having her clench as hard as she can.

Joe: So how was your night with your girlfriend?
Tyler: Awesome! She's really into Egyptian handcuffs.

by joesmith875 August 11, 2011

Reverse Handcar

When you and your buddy strip down and get back to back, touching asses, and give each other reach around handjobs. The result looks like an old-timey, 2-man powered minecart, but backwards.

Justin and I hadn't been laid in weeks so we gave ourselves a reverse handcar.

by Neon black March 20, 2017

terminally handicapped

A state of disability so severe that it leads to a cause of death

With the plays that Billy is making at second base makes me think that he is terminally handicapped.

by Iceburgaler August 1, 2017

Asian Handicap

once the sex is almost finished, the Male pulls out and busts in the females ear. Therefore, handicapping the females hearing for a brief period of time.

John asian handicapped Vanessa last night.

by Asian Handicap October 22, 2018