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thong haircut

It refers to Donald Trump's unusual hairstyle...named as such because it barely covers the asshole, Can also be used as a derisive. term for a Trump supporter in general.
My neighbor admires the Donald so much , he went out and got a thong haircut
by Simon Trinculo June 16, 2024
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Karen Haircut

the Karen Haircut is the signature piece of becoming a bonified Karen, in addition to the sunglasses, sourpuss lips and banshee tone of voice.

By telling someone they could pull of such a hairdo, your basically saying their personality that of a sweaty wrknkled ballsack on a wednesday morning, with a pumpkin spice latte in hand.
e.g I don't hate Stephanie, but I think she can pull off a karen haircut.
by mofkn July 13, 2024
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Haircut Expert

(n.) (Commonly abbreviated to H.E.S.)

A term used to describe stunning women, typically video vixens, from the 90s, renowned for their bold, iconic haircuts and vibrant, often weird or unconventional personalities.
Gloria Velez was a total H.E.S. girl in the 90s.”

"Those H.E.S. girls in that old music video were serving looks AND attitude!”

“You’re acting like one of those haircut experts..”
by Deedoe August 3, 2024
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Penis haircut

An haircut that looks like the top of the head with the rest being the stem
Klaas has an ugly penis haircut his barber fucked up
by Jung Top G December 15, 2022
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Pink Martini Haircut

When a girl is struggling with pubic hair drastic action is required.

The man fills her clunge with martini (or other spirits) then instead of drinking from her excessively furry cup…. Lights a match and singes her carpet before entering her.
Roger : I went to see that girl last night that’s allergic to Razors.

TONY : What did you do?

Roger : I gave her a pink martini haircut

Tony : great shout, I bet she has a lovely smooth snatch now
by STANDINGRICH December 28, 2022
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Haircut

When you ejaculate on a cancer patients head under going kemo therapy and rubbing the jizz on the bald head and make it like a hairline
Yo I gave that bitch a haircut last night

Randy gave that girl in room 201 a haircut😏
by epichpap69 January 7, 2023
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