gurutwa

Gurutwa is the sweetest boy you’ll ever come across. He is considerate, kind, understanding and all of the amazing qualities you can think of. He is literally the best person you'll come across. He respects your decisions, and recognises your talent, your intelligence and gives you the credit that you deserve. Gurutwa deserves the best in the world - because that’s how he treats others. He puts others before himself.

Oh my gosh! This is too kind, you’re an absolute Gurutwa!

by peoplepleasingbadtameezdil July 1, 2023

gurugingay

a man who specificcaly only rapes men

Bro watch out for gurugingay.

by dilan kirinde January 24, 2024

gurugingay

A man who loves to rape men speciffically

Bro watch out for gurugingay

by dilan kirinde January 24, 2024

gurudham

A little twat about 3ft 2 inches, mother left him for India, Loves sucking dick , he should put a different piece of meat in his mouth to get fatter. He is also really smelly and skinny shitling.

“gurudham oh yeah he gives me sloppy toppies to me”

by anonymous February 5, 2024

Guruvayurappan

A Hindu God Who Is The Avatar Of Lord Vishnu Combined With Lord Krishna . He Is Mostly Prayed Upon In Guruvayur (A Municipality) , Which Is In Kerala (A State Is Southern India) .

Hey! Wanna Go To Guruvayur In Kerala To Pray To Lord Guruvayurappan?

by That one Gen z Translator August 25, 2024

Guruji

some guy from punjab who is weird and bald

Somebody: LETS GO TO Guruji Satsang EUGHHHH
Me: No its so boring
Somebody else: BUTWHAY
Frank Heffley: I KNEW THAT DOOR HAD A LOCK ON IT
Tung Tung Tung Sahur: TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR!!!

by Stroughbries2763 April 28, 2025

gurusplaining

The act of overwhelming someone with seemingly profound but ultimately impractical or vague "wisdom" and "insights," often delivered with unwarranted authority. What some self-professed influencer coaches do instead of actual coaching.

I asked my new life coach for help with my job search strategy. But instead of asking about my skills or interests, she spent the entire session gurusplaining to me how "the universe manifests your deepest intentions" and "success is a mindset, not a destination."

by TheRealKeoki May 16, 2025