the great white telephone

The toilet,The John,the crapper,the porcelain throne,the rest room

Dude drank too much now he's talking through the great white telephone

by subz2k2000 November 8, 2005

The Great Frodini

One who possesses magical powers and especially sandwich making skills. Commonly not bred for intelligence in the common sense department although very elusive in this area.

The Great Frodini made us master sandwiches last Saturday!

by rachaelandanna January 28, 2009

A Great Rocky Mountain

it is when you are feeling a girls tits and they are hard as fuck

yo girl you got a great rocky mountain

by North Carolina March 3, 2009

The Great Canadian

During sexual intercourse, the man proceeds to take 100% Canadian maple syrup and stick the bottle in his partners anus. Pouring the syrup inside, he then proceeds to slap his partners buttocks with fried pig bacon while constantly saying he is sorry

*Dude, how Canadian is Alex?* *So much that I heard heard he The Great Canadianed his girlfriend last night.*

by The asian invasion December 16, 2014

The Great World Cup

When several people from different countries and ethnicity’s (more than 10 required) all come together to deficate into a large goblet or cup, whereupon the winner is decided by whomever swan dives into the goblet eating their way out of it and surviving.

Remember when you said I wouldn’t amount tho anything mom, well guess who just won The Great World Cup

by Flahugulus Bouglar July 19, 2019

The Great Mumps Scandal of Schull

This refers to the time when the whole of West Cork was stricken with the mumps. Beginning in Ballycumisk near the rural town of Schull, the mumps soon spread, i infecting all the local youth who are known to shift eachother. The mumps caused wreck amongst family and friends, even crippling the local football team Gabriel Rangers. A truly horrific time for this historic village.

Where were you during The Great Mumps Scandal of Schull?

I was out the country thankfully

by LowKeyFire January 12, 2020

The great egg heist

A well thought out plan on how to steel a single raw egg and then spike it in the toilet causing the toilet to explode and or eggsplode.

hey Doug I’m bored let’s find a way to get that raw egg past daddio so we can start The great egg heist

by Doug eggs April 24, 2020