by Big papa Fritchy March 1, 2017
Get the Eskimo Grandpamug. by Onomatopeeinya November 21, 2020
Get the Listening to grandpas jukeboxmug. When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.
by Hahaha bad July 13, 2023
Get the Dead grandpamug. Grandpa Lore: Another step above Dad lore. Stories that are told to grandkids but not your children. Stories that are unhinged about your life before or after your kids are born.
One day at the lake with the family
Grandson: Pop Pop can you tell me a story
Pop Pop: Well kiddo this one time I smoked a joint before your dad came home from school and I was so high that I left him outside to play with the other kids while I ate all of his fruit snacks and watched Spongebob. and that's why kiddo, drugs are bad.
Dad: *internal thoughts* "That asshole did eat my goddamn fruit snacks."
Grandson: wow that's some grandpa lore.
Grandson: Pop Pop can you tell me a story
Pop Pop: Well kiddo this one time I smoked a joint before your dad came home from school and I was so high that I left him outside to play with the other kids while I ate all of his fruit snacks and watched Spongebob. and that's why kiddo, drugs are bad.
Dad: *internal thoughts* "That asshole did eat my goddamn fruit snacks."
Grandson: wow that's some grandpa lore.
by IllUwUllI December 28, 2023
Get the Grandpa Loremug. grandpas dick can not get hard any more and grandma is getting pissed off so grandpa takes Viagra to get it hard tell your significant other this if they have erectile dysfunction
by WalmartIsNOToverrated December 24, 2022
Get the grandpa cant get it upmug. by redinteriorlover May 12, 2024
Get the grandpa graymug.