silly goose pickle 

A person that acts so dumb it’s surprising that people even notice their existence. Most Williams, micheals and Franklins fit this title.

William: obviously 1 + 1= 8

Katie: omg you are such a fuckin silly goose pickle

silly goose pickle by A_rubber_tire May 16, 2022

Suck Fuck Goose 

When your friend promises to hang out with you but can't stop making out with their significant other that you, for some reason, agreed to have along...

"Dude, are we gonna go get pizza or what?!"
"Yeah, just gimme a minute... *squelch*"
"Well you two are playin' Suck Fuck Goose over there..."

Suck Fuck Goose by Chad smith has a brother Brad July 1, 2016

Bruce the Goose 

Bruce is a Canadian goose, named by the students of Illinois State University. Depending on who you ask, Bruce has been

a. Harassing the students of ISU over his local nest made with his wife Lucy, which cannot be removed due to Federal Law
b. Protecting the students from evil outside forces.
c. Replaced by another violent goose who is not really the kind Bruce the students know & love

There has been fan art, goose merch, memes and more made of Bruce the Goose, and he is a campus celebrity.

"Bruce the Goose was surrounded by police today to stop students from picking fights with him"

Bruce the Goose by BillNyeGetsMeCrunk April 17, 2019

goose neckin' 

Goose neckin' occurs when a person is in the late stages of a bowel movement. The "Goose Head" begins to honk while the rest of poop follows thus creating a "goose neck".

Driver: Dude open your window when you rip ass, I can taste that shit over here!
Passenger: Sorry man, I have been goose neckin' it for twenty minutes and I can't help it.

goose neckin' by Double Jizzle June 23, 2006

goose is loose 

Drunk or crazy

*drunk friend
“ the goose is loose tonight”

goose is loose by Kim Kardashian’s February 3, 2018

Canada Goose 

Also known as a cobra chicken, these are some of the most annoying, hostile creatures you will ever encounter. Also they poop everywhere.

Since the dawn of the 21st century the Canada Goose has more frequently been referred to as a cobra chicken.

Canada Goose by Wizard of wackiness June 15, 2018

Mother Goose

When you sit on someones cold feet to make then warm- similar to a goose with her eggs.

Taylor come mother goose my feet, they're cold.

Mother Goose by Babsock November 2, 2019