Gooner

An adjective for someone sus and/or goons 24/7.

Joe:yo ben, billy is a gooner
Ben:for real bro.
Billy:*epically gooning*

by XD_1234 September 20, 2025

Gooner

a person who jerks off to female cartoon characters frequently

Person A : you know that Oliver guy right? He's a gooner
Person B : yeah i've heard about him, he keeps jerking off to gumball's mom
Person A : idk but as i can tell his parents never loved him.

by Diicho September 26, 2025

Gooner

A navy sailor who pretends to work but really ain’t doing much.

Marsalis is such a gooner, he’s been walking around with that broom all day and never saw him make a pile of dirt.

by Haha-Man September 30, 2025

goonerator

the thing that makes you goon; a generator for gooning

"turning on your goonerator!"

by rubystones October 5, 2025

gooner

A lower level of zebodky.

Wasi is such a gooner. He'll never be like Micah.

by The Zebodky October 6, 2025

Goderator

A Reddit moderator who bans you from their subreddit, deletes your posts and comments then typically blocks you, after, of course, having the last word. Usually the reason they do this is because they disagree with you, or simply because they are having a bad day, which is every day.

Their natural habitat is the basement of a parent or grandparent, and they have little to no power in their own lives. This is why they lash out on random people, because it's the only "power" that they have. They are the mighty, the powerful, the Gods of Reddit.

Jason: "What the hell? I posted a thread on the 90 day fiancé subreddit about what I thought of one of the episodes, but I didn't say anything rude or hateful, and I definitely didn't break any Reddit or 90 day fiance subreddit rules!"

Jessica: "Oh shit, you ran into a Goderator."

by Just an Average Jess October 11, 2025

Gooner Lent

See No Nut November

I am not ready to give up gooning for Gooner Lent

by Catdaddydrew October 27, 2025