Gobble and Hobble

The 400+ pound variant of the dine and dash
I just watched a 450 pound landwhale gobble and hobble out of that Applebee's
by Anonymous User21 December 27, 2024
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Gobble#7603

the sweetest ray of sunshine. puts up with cody's bs. love albedo and zhonglis dog
Gobble#7603 is so sweet
by conets March 01, 2022
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gobble the glue

When a woman gives head and swallows the load she is gobbling the glue.
When a man's getting his dick sucked from a woman who is unsure, hesitates, signals, or doesn't want to swallow. She should be told, 'gobble the glue'. Often times, the saying is lengthened by saying, 'gobble the glue' or I'll glue your eyes shut!
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Gobble Job

When a man receives fellatio on Thanksgiving while sitting on a serving platter. Gravy is traditionally used as lube while the testicles rest in a bowl of cranberry sauce.
At the end of the gobblejob, the Tom is required to loudly emit a series of clucks, cackles, and gobbles signifying completion. At that time, the cranberry-red scrotum should be draped across the Jennie's nose like a turkey's wattle.
I was such a good boy on Thanksgiving that my Jennie gave me a sloppy gobble job whilst I sat on the dining room table.
by Shmamm! November 23, 2024
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Gobble Job

The act of deep throating a dick far enough that the testicles hang down ones chin such as a Turkey Wattle (the testicle like skin hanging from the neck of a Turkey). The sound of gobbling may or may not be involved but is usually preferred in the event of a true Gobble Job.
"I thonight I heard turkeys outside my house last night so I ran out expecting to find a flock on my lawn...then I remembered my roommate telling me about this awesome oral sex trick his girl friend had learned. He called it a Gobble Job..."
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Gobble gobble

Gobble gobble/gobble gobbling means when a fish is sucking a dick any type of dick including plant,animals and cars
damn this fish is gobble gobbleing that dick
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Gobble Gobble!

Chicken- Fight me you pussy (Angry Context)
Cookie Monster: Fuck you bitch (Casual Context)
Student: Hey Fuck You
Teacher: What did you say
Student: Gobble Gobble
Teacher: GOBBLE GOBBLE!
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