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Tow some goats

alt. Towing some goats

Towing a small and/or light load with a significantly overpowered vehicle.

Origin:
Courtney, Will Sabel. "Watch This Lamborghini Murcielago Tow Some Goats." TheDrive.com. Time Inc., 27 July 2016. Web. 27 July 2016.
Some crazy Aussie put a hitch on his Murcielago to tow some goats.

Now we're towing some goats!
by Podlag July 27, 2016
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oats ma goats

"This is so true"
"Oats ma goats"
by Ruehvqmw<3jrhrbwjwiheheb April 26, 2017
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built different/goats

they are just built different/goats they can’t be stopped they from the matrix
by anonymous September 13, 2020
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goatse man

A man who hides items, in his large anus.
potatoes and jelly were removed from his ass.
by Timmy August 1, 2003
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bill gates

See ''Richer than God''
Bill Gates bought the earth to store gentic experiments he calls ''Humans''.
by Rich dude November 5, 2007
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pearly gates

Defines the gates (religious connotations) through which those souls of high virtue can pass once their bodily host deceases and they are admitted by St Peter.
A whole bunch of people died and came to heaven. They met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, and he directed them to a large tour bus behind them.

"Come on folks," he smiled, "It's time for your first tour around heaven."

So they all got on the bus, and Saint Peter was pointing out the sights as they went by. They came to a large, 12-foot tall brick wall, and he stopped the bus.

"Now, I'm going to ask you all to be very quiet as we go past this wall," Saint Peter said. All the people grudgingly complied, and they drove past the long, blank wall. When they got to the other side, someone asked:

"Saint Peter, why did we have to be quiet while going past that wall?"

"Oh," he laughed, "That's where all the Catholics are. They still think they're the only people up here."
by mandrake64 February 29, 2004
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Gates middle school

A lame school in Scituate, MA. Nobody gives a crap about anything but hooking up and getting wasted. There are a few kids that are nice but the total count is about 10. Most girls are sluts that will make out with anybody. Most girls wear disgustingly short shorts or jeans with rips on the thighs. Their tops are way too low cut and show much more than any guy wants to see (even the little man sluts). During the winter their uniform is uggs and a northface. Most girls are preppy bitches. Most guys only care about pot and their girlfriends.

People think they are so cool because they say “mad chill” or “ill.”
Most weekends are spent getting high or drunk and bragging to all of their friends.
Most people brag about bad grades such as a D-.
People here are stupid. They take craps on the bathroom floor and smoke weed in the bathroom too.
Most teachers suck but there are a few nice ones.
Most people here will:
abe a drug dealer
bbe a prostitute
cwork at McDonalds
Boy 1: did you hook up with that girl from Gates middle school?

Boy 2: Who hasn't?!
by anonymous...654321 November 19, 2010
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