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Glossettes

Glossettes are candy-shaped deer droppings found in most provincial parks. The small ones are identified as chocolate-covered raisins, and the larger ones are the peanut variety.
It is said that at the chocolate factory, they are mass produced by feeding peanuts and raisins to antler-bearing animals, and packaging the end product.
Q#1: "Awwww, I just sat in glossettes!"
Q#2: " Raisins or peanuts?"
by HotChiladas October 6, 2009
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glosta

An affectionate term for the seaport city of Gloucester, MA, highlighting its inhabitants' habitual dropping of the letter "r" in normal speech. Gloucester is often mispronounced by tourists as "glochester" or "glow-ster." Therefore, by using the "glosta" pronunciation, visitors are more likely to fit in locally.
We're heading down to St. Peter's Fiesta in Glosta.
by Glostafarian May 25, 2012
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glossy taco

The quick dry top coat you put on top of nail polish

-SimplyNailogical
After I put my nail polish, I put a glossy taco over it.
by Holo sexuals August 14, 2017
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glossy taco

Put a glossy taco on that.
by SimplynailogicalSuperFan July 30, 2017
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Fag Glow

The light or glow that radiates from someone that is extremely gay. The amount of light is astounding and will light up the whole area depending on the amount of gayness in the person.
"It's like 9 pm. Why is it still so bright out?"

"Someone invited Leonard and his fag glow is extra strong tonight."
by JackLoveDick May 6, 2014
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The glowstick

The glowstick is when a man reams/guages the pee hole of his penis, big enough to put a flashlight in his pee hole. Then proceeds to turn on the flashlight with it in the urethra, so the penis then looks like flesh glowstick.
My mistress finally reamed my penis enough to put the maglight in it, it was the brightest glowstick i ever had. I then pounded her with the glowstick.
by Jagerenema September 13, 2012
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Glossified

adj: when one has applied the appropriate amount of lip gloss to one's lips to make them look presentable or more attractive.
when a female has applied lip gloss and says "I'm now glossified, we can go." or if a friend of hers says "Your lips are now glossified, lets get out of here."
by anonymous March 3, 2005
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