Giving a Switzer

When you only have to eat someone's ass once for it to be effective.

Tim: So, have you been eating that ass rightly, daily and nightly?
Barry: No, I'm only giving a Switzer to Ed once.
Tim: Wow, that good, huh?

by Jawabreaker March 28, 2019

give turkey

Someone who bullshits or says something often that is bullshit.

Man1: HEY dude did you here that story man3 told me?
Man2: Yeah I have heard it five times differently. You do know man3 is a Give Turkey right?
Man1: A Give Turkey?
Man2: Yeah means he says alot of bullshit. He's a bullshitter. The whole story is bullshit.

That man is a total Give Turkey.

by PhillipMcKracken May 22, 2018

Giving the Smith

When you cum on someone's forehead and slap it, spraying the cum everywhere.

The chemistry experiment was going well until Andy got caught Giving the Smith to the teacher.

by Fish finger sandwiches November 14, 2019

Giving back

It's not human nature for someone to give back to a community, it's human nature for someone to keep taking while they look for the heart of something to stick their knife in.

There is no true giving back, since anything that is given back would have to have been taken in the first place. The people that claim to be giving back to a community aren't really giving anything, and are usually taking more than everybody else. Claims about someone being a selfless humanitarian sound too good to be true because they are. It's not human nature to be selfless.

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020

give pause to

make somebody hesitate

This should give pause to even the greatest enthusiasts.

by jarochobosse March 29, 2017

give a penis

Basicly give a fuck

Kaan göçmen doesn't give a penis about what you say

by greatstuf January 9, 2017

half giving

The half-way point between this year's Thanksgiving and last year's

Person 1: Happy half giving!
Person 2: I love the half giving dinner!

by Anon12473773752 June 10, 2014