Scientists have discovered a new element to add to the periodic table. It's called girlfriendium, and it has the unique ability out of all of the elements to actually decrease ones amount of free time and physical energy. It also has a strange side effect that differs from person to person. Sometimes it gives long lasting erections, others it destroys all sex drive. And has the uncanny ability to turn Womanium into unobtainium.
Womanium is pretty weird stuff... like once a month it metaporphasizes into bitchium for a few days, then turns back, but one can better experience this when a Girlfriendium is created first. Womanium when combined with Gold often turns becomes one of the Analiod metals.
by EdwardStrain November 28, 2012
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Dude#1: I love the start of Football season !
Dude#2: Yeah now that summer is almost over and I can't chase bikini's around the beach anymore it's also girlfriend season.
Dude#2: Yeah now that summer is almost over and I can't chase bikini's around the beach anymore it's also girlfriend season.
by three-m August 30, 2013
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Bob: My Ex looks ugly, what the hell did I see in her?
Ian: You must have taken off your girlfriend goggles.
Ian: You must have taken off your girlfriend goggles.
by The Mysterious Stranger January 2, 2015
Get the Girlfriend Goggles mug.someone who you previously dated and parted with, only to get back together with later under the assumption they have changed. ie: like a tire being recycled into a playground.
by Deathany Darko June 2, 2010
Get the recycled girlfriend/boyfriend mug.On October 7th, it is your civic duty to kiss you’re girlfriend day. It could be your first or could be your last, you’ll figure that out. But have fun!
by Carl Pa. October 5, 2020
Get the National Kiss your Girlfriend Day mug.“Oh hey mate it’s the sixteenth, better go kiss my girlfriend!”
“Well yeah, it is national kiss your girlfriend day!”
“Well yeah, it is national kiss your girlfriend day!”
by mkaymkay October 15, 2020
Get the National kiss your girlfriend day mug.Imagine the ultimate BREH moment and then make it a 12 episode anime. A man gets dumped so he tries to rent love and ends up lying and making everyone think he actually is dating at 10/10 when he’s really just an average man. Also if it can go wrong it will go wrong. That’s the logic of this show. So sit back relax and remember... just read the manga.
by I read the manga January 20, 2021
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