Ghost Malone

Walking away from a conversation at the bar as to give the implication that you’re going to the restroom, then walking straight to your car without saying even so much as a syllable to anybody that you’re leaving. Followed by not answering any calls or texts asking where you are.

Derek: What happened to Drew last night?
Dustin: I don’t know. Some Tinder chick was messaging him.
(Drew walks up.)
Dustin: Oh, there’s Ghost Malone himself.
Drew: Sorry. This chick wanted me to come bang her last night.

by droe1021 September 5, 2020

Ghost blowie

When someone is giving you head and, due to their poor technique, you cannot feel anything

I don’t know if I can keep seeing her bro, she gives me ghost blowies

by Demontooth November 15, 2022

The Friendly Ghost

When having intercourse, putting a white sheet over your entire body, including your head, with a whole cut out for your genitals.

I tried to give her The Friendly Ghost last night, but she got really creeped out and left.

by CasperTheFriendlyGhost1 March 26, 2009

Ghost Gum

Ghost gum is the much-tastier form of of marshmallows that you can make when pulling 1 or more big marshmallow between your forefingers and thumbs until it turns to delicious, stringy white goo. Similar to, but better than, Fluff.

I was going to roast marshmallows, but I made ghost gum instead, it was way better.

by Julzzz June 16, 2008

Ghost nut

Masturbating or having intercourse too much; where a male ejaculates and nothing comes out of his penis

Johnny masturbated 5 times in one day and on his 5th time he ghost nut.

by davidoffcigar April 24, 2011

ghost bugs

It is what it is--ghost. bugs. Bugs that have died and now roam around as spirits. They are invisible. Don't you ever have a tingly sensation on your skin, as if bugs are crawling on you? But then you look and see nothing. That is the work of ghost bugs.

I was standing in the alternate line for lunch and I felt something crawling on my leg. I bent down to shoo whatever it was off, but there was nothing there! There are so many damn ghost bugs at this school.

by salsa2009 August 25, 2010

ghost busting

The event of a male orgasm with out an ejaculate

I jerked off so many times in one day that i started ghost busting

by piss jerking October 14, 2014