Gettin' The Lump

When you are so incredibly single that you ride some chubby chick to get your rocks off.

You have never stooped so low before.

"Aw man I haven't been with anyone in over a year so I found myself gettin' the lump the other day. I kept thinking to myself 'GET THE HARPOON!' to keep me going".

by Pjpjk November 4, 2025

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goodens gettins

A southern slang phrase that describes good times. When what you're getting, is good.

The Dan-O’s Gray Goodens Gettins Burger Tee is the ultimate shirt for those who sprinkle Dan-O’s on their beef when the gettin’s are good.

by mr. andre-W July 26, 2021

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Gettin' Sticky

Getting too excited during a lap dance, whilst not wearing shoes in the strip club.

WHile waiting outside the strip club you ask your homie "Where's your boy?" and he responds "He's gettin' sticky."

by Polotski August 3, 2009

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gettin peeled

Getting jacked, pumped, shredded

Gettin peeled @ the gym

by MAGA604 October 2, 2021

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stomach gettin on fat fat

When yo think yo ass is fine but you really gainin weight like a fucking freight train.

Friend 1: You needa find you a man!
Friend 2: Girl, I can't. I know I'm fine but damn!
Friend 1: You betta find you a man that likes you for you cause yo stomach gettin on fat fat.

by pseudonym1100098 June 3, 2017

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