fucktard

Function: noun, adjective

I do believe it is self explanatory

If you can't figure it out, YOU must be a fucktard as well.

by Malk October 1, 2005

Fucktard

Someone who repeatedly proves to be a lower life form while attempting to make themselves interesting to others.

Britney Spears has once again proven to be a complete Fucktard by pulling that little marriage stunt.

by Hannah January 13, 2004

Fucktagonal

When a group of friends enjoy sexing each other despite the romantic relationships formed previous to the sexing.

I banged Dan's Fiance, and then my roommates girlfriend. What a Fucktagonal Relationship. :)

by HairySteve November 23, 2009

fucktard

To be defined a "fucktard", that person displays the not-so-favorable acts of stupidity (being a retard) and being an insensitive person (being a jerk or fuck). Usually fucktards are complete idiots who also act like jerks at the same time. to be called a "fucktard" is worse being called a "retard" or "fuck" alone.

Person 1: " My co-worker was being a fucktard again."
Person 2: "Really?! The hell did he do?"
Person 1: "He couldn't shut up bragging boning teenyboppers at work. And in FRONT of the manager."
Person 2: "Whoa! He IS a fucktard!"

by prototypeazn August 26, 2006

fucktardiness

it is the nice way of saying that you are taking too fucking long to get ready to fucking go.

we'd be on fucking time, bitch, if it weren't for your fucking fucktardiness.

by bitch is always fucking late January 5, 2008

fucktangular

#brexit is the obvious example of a fucktangular omnishambles

#brexit is the obvious example of a fucktangular omnishambles

by Dubius Status December 4, 2018

Fucktardbitchface

A complete idiot that annunciates words without rhyme or reason, and adds a semi colon at the end, once again for no reason.

dreamie woo .x. //. orgy in my head says:
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS;
{-Curse'd Arrow-} says:
You're a fucktardbitchface.

by Yeah same May 28, 2008