Funky Chicken Sock Rock

When you put a sock in your asshole filled with baking powder while you fuck your girlfriend in the ass. When you cum, rip the sock out of your ass. you eat the cum out of her ass and mix it with the powder and pour it into a protein shake. Leave it in an 8 oz glass for 4 days in the shower and Enjoy!

My funky chicken sock rock was so good with dinner last night, im gonna make 17 tonight and send some to my grandma on christmas.

by I<3sockrock October 19, 2007

funky

Smelly, stale.

Open the window, its kind of funky in here.

Leave those funky socks outside.

by Nick Sangia March 26, 2003

funky chicken

A dance move that is so offensive it is universaly banned in every country on Earth and Clayworld. The proper punishment for doing such a horrific act is the death penalty.

"Lets do the Funky Chicken!"

"No way! I don't want to die!"

by That_Urban_Dictionary_Guy October 31, 2009

funker

a hick; trailer park trash

That new kid from Texas is such a hicktown funker.

by chipmunks42 February 26, 2007

funkay monkay

term used to describe a crazy person or one that acts like a monkey

Nelson Zheng is such a funkay monkay!

by bokcheelo January 13, 2003

Funkyfantabolous

Something that is funky,fantastik and fabulous

"something funkyfantabolous can you dig it my bobble?"

by snoopid September 14, 2004

funkernickel

A quaint way of expressing frustration while sounding silly and British. Also a euphemism for more offensive words.

1-"I dropped my vodka on myself! Funkernickels!"
2-"...'funkernickel' isn't a word, dumbass."
1-"It is too! It's totally in the Urban Dictionary!"
2-"Yeah, well... you look like you pissed yourself!"

by Murder of Crows April 25, 2007