Curb your Enthusiasm - Season 7 - Episode 1 - 9-20-09
Jeff Garlin has sex with Marty Funkhouser's mentally unstable sister Bam Bam and she keeps yelling "Fuck me Fat Boy!"
Jeff Garlin has sex with Marty Funkhouser's mentally unstable sister Bam Bam and she keeps yelling "Fuck me Fat Boy!"
by Riverboat27 September 21, 2009
referring to someone who is really screwed. just a bigger emphasis on how fucked they are.
this is far from a good thing, if you couldn't tell by the name.
this is far from a good thing, if you couldn't tell by the name.
mother; "we're going to visit your grandparents tomorrow! yay!"
daughter; "fuck me sideways with a chainsaw."
daughter; "fuck me sideways with a chainsaw."
by josie minus the pussycats June 26, 2011
First used (?) in "Heathers" http://imdb.com/title/tt0097493/ , probably more close to meaning "well, I'll be damned" or "Well, kiss my ass".
by OldFart77 December 12, 2006
When a girl gets fucked by someone and it turns out 'Surprise' the guy really knows how to fuck!, like for real! Shouldn't they be licensed or registered or something? Like being pounded in Doggie for 4, 6 hours nonstop and during that time you have some dim memories of doing things you thought you didn't do, or that often.
Now that's a real fucking! It's not doing some dude who lies on his back on the bed the whole time, and you're doing all the work.
I'm talking face down ass up you're holding onto the sheets for some traction! And what happens if you make the often fatal decision to show him who is fucking who? He starts pounding ya harder.
Afterwards, you think, hmm you know that's not so bad, I don't have to tell anyone exactly everything, just that I got fucked into next week.
Now that's a real fucking! It's not doing some dude who lies on his back on the bed the whole time, and you're doing all the work.
I'm talking face down ass up you're holding onto the sheets for some traction! And what happens if you make the often fatal decision to show him who is fucking who? He starts pounding ya harder.
Afterwards, you think, hmm you know that's not so bad, I don't have to tell anyone exactly everything, just that I got fucked into next week.
"God, Tom last night fucked me into next week?"
"Oh jesus christ, what time is it? Is it saturday? Sunday? Where am I supposed to be? Damnit I met this guy and we hit if off and I'll be damned he fucked me into next week!"
"Oh jesus christ, what time is it? Is it saturday? Sunday? Where am I supposed to be? Damnit I met this guy and we hit if off and I'll be damned he fucked me into next week!"
by ducatigrrl August 30, 2011
conveys surprise, like "I'll be damned"
She has a twin? Well fuck me running
by UsualSuspect January 13, 2003
Used to describe a situation where you are underappreciated. Not given the credit you deserve.
In shock due to utter disrespect.
In shock due to utter disrespect.
" man you didnt do to well that time"
"Well fuck me sideways with a lunchbox, i made it to the last level man."
"Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from?" -- Ethan Albright to John Madden regarding him beong the lowest rated player in madden.
"Well fuck me sideways with a lunchbox, i made it to the last level man."
"Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from?" -- Ethan Albright to John Madden regarding him beong the lowest rated player in madden.
by kws53 April 22, 2011
A commonly used phrase in the meme where the person is getting their hair cut and the barber asks them what they want and they don't care what they get
by Reid Furlong December 29, 2016