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Splatter the matter

“Bruh! My tummy started rumbling in church so bad, I barely made it out of there and into McDonald’s next door to Splatter the matter.”
by subtronic October 11, 2018
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Your Well Being Does Not Matter To Me

Your Well Being Does Not Matter To Me
Your Well Being Does Not Matter To Me
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 27, 2025
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matter

Matter is what the universe is built of. Matter comes in three forms: Solid, Liquid and Gas.
Also see: antimatter
The opposite of matter is antimatter.
Our universe is built of matter
by ActualWordMeanings September 6, 2022
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Dark matter

The remnants left behind your balls after a bout of explosive diarrhea.
I have to go home and wash off the dark matter.
by RV Rage October 7, 2017
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Dark Matter Reactor

The Dark Matter Reactor (abbreviated as the DMR) is an internal confinement fusion reactor superstructure on a Roblox game called QSERF (Quantum Science Energy Research Facility) that infuses dark matter into its fuel cycle, generating plentiful energy while remaining somewhat safe and allowing cold fusion to be achieved.
Scientist 1: “So are you sure this ‘Dark Matter Reactor’ thing is safe right now?”
*Dark Matter Reactor undergoing a thermal runaway and is beginning to become a giant ball of flames while emergency alarms and lights are going off*
Scientist 2: “yeah its fine don't worry about it being on fire or the alarms or the emergency lights”
by Hkocurek January 30, 2024
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Black Lies Matter

This is not a one-sided and racist movement like the other BLM, in fact, this BLM is not a movement at all, just a laconic phrase. One of the most infamous Black Lies Matter case is related to O.J. Simpson, his ex-wife Nicole Brown-Simpson and the man who was with her that night, Ron Goldman. Obviously O.J. was pissed off and maybe a bit jealous too 'cause a 25 -year-old walking cock screwed his 35 -year-old ex-wife like a rabbit, the wife-beater himself was at the time 46.
Then O.J. really chimped out by stabbing Goldman and Nicole had been stabbed seven times in the neck and scalp, Chimpson had put the finishing touches on his work by slitting her throat. Despite some Chimpson's attorneys managed to dispose the clothes that O.J. had been used at the time of the murders, plenty of evidence still remained against him - and then the mighty Black-Lies-Matter jury absolved him of these murders.
So if you happen to be famous and black, you can slaughter a couple of honkies without being held responsible for it, 'cause the Black Lies Matter.
by O. W. Tongueincheek April 14, 2024
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