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Free The Men

A Slang "dmv trappers" use to empathize the freeing of there fellow thugs
by Dmvthug February 1, 2023
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make free

To do as one pleases, to make decisions without confirmation from others
While I was on vacation, my friends made free with my house.

The marketing guys always make free with the advertising budget.
by MatthewZA July 20, 2008
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vax-free

An individual or group of individuals who are free of vaccinations.
The vax-free movement has put a spotlight on big pharma's methods of using vaccines as a trojan horse, causing a dramatic increase in short and long term side effects which are only treatable by big pharma's drugs.
by LeOneMan May 12, 2021
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free clam

A woman "going commando", or the female's version of "freeballing."
Oops, she did it again - apparently Britney decided to free clam that day and gave the photogs another free show.
by Kinaya March 29, 2009
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free profession

It is a profession where one can easily work for oneself eg a barber, doctor or accountant as opposed to say a policeman or engineer where it is very hard to work for yourself.
When the economy went bad, I was happy that I was in a free profession so I could get work by working for myself.
by BernardZ May 4, 2020
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Free Lunch

Free Lunch is where you're allowed to get something totally free without having to pay anything for it later.
Steve: I took Samantha to my house and we had a really good time together, but since I didn't buy her food first, she said she won't be seeing me again.

Bill: There is no Free Lunch.
by Pony Battles November 25, 2019
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free shitting

Free shitting is the art of litterally taking a shit wherever one damn well pleases. for example, you walk outside see a place you feel like taking a shit, so you remove your pants and force the shit out wherever you fucking want and walk on like a badass.
Expert or competetive free shitters can drop rather than remove their pants and forcefully even explosively free shit in a methodlogy that doesnt require any wiping of shit from anal areas.

Usually expert or competitive free shitters can cause a fecal explosion within seconds and walk on without as little as a batted eyelid. If one was to closely examine the Anus whilst undertaking free shitting, it would look more like a mouth, projectile vomiting fecal matter out in a powerful fountain.

But an amateur must not force free shitting too quickly or risk a prolapse or terrifying mess, covering themselves and or loved ones in shit.
The Free Shitting man walked past our house, stopped on the footpath and within a matter of seconds there was a giant turd on the ground.

Upon looking up he was already walking away. That man was a free shit expert.
by esssssjaaayy March 9, 2018
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