Foon

A bitch, or foolish guy/chick.

"Damn, that teacher was a foon."

by Tanner And Connor October 14, 2008

foon

foon
/fo͞on/

Combination of COON and FAGGOT: An LGBTQ person who loves heterosexuals and/or cis people a little too much.

Damn, did you see the way he was riding that cishets dick? He's such a FOON.

by hicpao April 3, 2021

fooz

you are a stupid idiot who doesnt ammount to anything.

homsar u fooz!

by mike April 3, 2003

foon

A declaration of war (as it is an inverted Spork).

The King of the Pixies sent me a Foon. I'm doomed, for Her wrath will now befall me. (see King of the Pixies)

by Nyoka May 30, 2003

foon

it is a mix between the words goon and fool. if you have a tall friend who is stupid, foolish, and uncoordinated with a giant mutated tooth and a dirty mop, call him foon.

foon just passed by, you can laugh now.

by coolioo June 10, 2005

foon

A shorthand for the derogitory word, bafoon. Usually said when one wants to look cool.

1. *look at person who said/did something dumb* what a foon

by phaeton March 13, 2003

Fonzed

To become so drunk one takes on the persona of "the fonze"

Ken was so fonzed last night!

by Cionnaith September 26, 2003