apre fools

april foolsing someone before april first

putting an old parking ticket of yours under a friends windshield wiper on March 31th. "Apre Fools"!

by rvabyrd April 9, 2011

April Fools

That one day that jerks use as an excuse to do anything.

Sometimes, on very rare occasions, jokes on this day are actually funny.

Guy 1: *deletes everything on Guy 2's computer*
Guy 2: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?"
Guy 1: "April Fools!"

Guy 3: "Did you hear? Minecraft released an April Fools update!"
Guy 4: "At least now I have something to do while I hide from all the jerks outside."

by Vexian Empire April 5, 2020

foob

fugly noob

patrick ho is a big foob

by tinanguyenster February 14, 2009

Fooble

A feeble fool. Someone who is so weak and lethargic that they look like a bumbling idiot.

Get off the couch you fooble.

by Philmography October 4, 2009

Foob

1: Combination of foolish and noob (newbie). Insulting term used to convey inexperience and idiocy.

2: Conjuncative of "fucking noob". Insulting term used to scorn inexperience. Usually used in competative games.

3: Combination of fool and boob. Used to denote foolish behaviour.

4: Fat boobs. Nuff said.

1:"Man you're such a foob."
2:"You Goddam Foob! You made me lose a point!"
3:"Don't be such a foob."
4:"Mmmm bouncy foobs."

by The_Gremlin November 14, 2007

Foodsexual

A person who is sexually attracted to food

Mark: Are you into girls?
Jake: no
Mark: so... you like guys then?
Jake: no
Mark: you like both?
Jake: no I’m only attracted to good I’m foodsexual MOM CAN YOU BRING ME A HOT POCKET

by Bigchungus1273 January 13, 2019

Foodskies

Another way of saying "food" except childish and funny.

Tony, get me some foodskies."

by Antonio August 27, 2004