ass flute

There is no such thing as an ass flute.

Dean: "I wanna play your ass flute."

Jane: "There is no such thing as an ass flute."

by Jon James November 9, 2007

flute

well...aswell as it being a musical instrument...in culchie ireland...(mainly the midlands)it's an idiot or eejit

oh my god, what are ya talking about, ya tick flute?!

shut up, and stop being a feckin flute hole!

by lee April 7, 2005

flutergork

adjective; the state of being a guy on a boat with nothing better to do than make up words ; retard

i know a guy who works on a boat, he is a total flutergork

by starscreamsrevenge January 22, 2010

Flute

A glass pipe used to smoke crack out of.

did that guy just cartwheel and flute at the same time?

by the dragon man August 14, 2016

Playing the Chode Flute

Another way to say, sucking a chode. comes from the simple retarded ass english language.

Kid: what's that girl doing?
Adult: Oh, she's just playing the chode flute.

by pudgums June 26, 2009

flute

a small penis.

That little boy's flute does nothin' for me.

by EV October 23, 2002

one holed skin flute

mouth organ.

she was playing the mouth organ when all of a sudden the spit guard started drippin'

by dave April 10, 2003