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flu dick

When a girl who’s sick is giving you head, then she sneezes all over you. You got the flu dick..
Yo bro she was giving me the mean neck! she told me she was sick but i was like fuck it. She dead ass sneezed maddd snot on me while my dick was in her mouth, broo she gave me that flu dick..
by Sirmontoya January 31, 2018
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poppy flu

Dope-sickness. The constellation of symptoms that appear when a heroin addict stops using. Nausea, diarrhea, cramps, sweating, restless legs and anxiety.
“He was supposed to show up to work three hours ago! Where is he?!”
“Bro, he out wit dat poppy flu.”
by Themanwhobrokewallstreet December 18, 2020
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Pilbara Flu

Hitting the town with a Miner from the Pilbara and spending a ridiculous amount of money on alcohol and having an extremely bad hangover the next day
I went out with pat last night and now I have the pilbara flu
by potty 2 hotty October 25, 2012
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Coochie flu

When a female has a uti
I didn’t go to the bathroom after I had sex, so I got the coochie flu
by MegaSchein December 11, 2022
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Swank Flu

A language with words that only a select few of people know of. The knowledge of these words can only be passed on to people who are deemed "worthy" by others who have knowledge of the words. Nobody knows what makes a person more worth or less worthy. You just are.
Ex: Person 1: Do you know the words of the swank flu?
Person 2: Nah bro, tell me more.
Person 1: You're too trog fandem, sorry bro.
by SwankFlu14 February 28, 2019
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Reading Flu

Basically the crustiest fever you’ll ever experience caused by piss bottles shit bags and gazebo legs being repeatedly thundercunted at your tent at Reading
“Mate Ive just been at Reading”

“How was it”
“Decent but I feel like someones jammed a fat pulsating cock down my throat”
“Shit you might be coming down with Reading Flu”
by GuruOfTerminology August 31, 2022
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Boy Flu

Prison slang for inmates who have gotten AIDS while in the joint
Did you hear about Ohio Roy? He got the Boy Flu been hangin in Block D and doin the down low.
by zoobreath3 January 29, 2021
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