.2 flu

Calling in sick to work because you want go out drinking or because you are hungover.

Bob called in sick tonight. He probably has the .2 flu.

by Gout Slayer August 2, 2016

flu dick

When a girl who’s sick is giving you head, then she sneezes all over you. You got the flu dick..

Yo bro she was giving me the mean neck! she told me she was sick but i was like fuck it. She dead ass sneezed maddd snot on me while my dick was in her mouth, broo she gave me that flu dick..

by Sirmontoya January 31, 2018

Pilbara Flu

Hitting the town with a Miner from the Pilbara and spending a ridiculous amount of money on alcohol and having an extremely bad hangover the next day

I went out with pat last night and now I have the pilbara flu

by potty 2 hotty October 25, 2012

Coochie flu

When a female has a uti

I didn’t go to the bathroom after I had sex, so I got the coochie flu

by MegaSchein December 11, 2022

Reading Flu

Basically the crustiest fever you’ll ever experience caused by piss bottles shit bags and gazebo legs being repeatedly thundercunted at your tent at Reading

“Mate Ive just been at Reading”

“How was it”
“Decent but I feel like someones jammed a fat pulsating cock down my throat”
“Shit you might be coming down with Reading Flu”

by GuruOfTerminology August 31, 2022

poppy flu

Dope-sickness. The constellation of symptoms that appear when a heroin addict stops using. Nausea, diarrhea, cramps, sweating, restless legs and anxiety.

“He was supposed to show up to work three hours ago! Where is he?!”
“Bro, he out wit dat poppy flu.”

by Themanwhobrokewallstreet December 18, 2020

Boy Flu

Prison slang for inmates who have gotten AIDS while in the joint

Did you hear about Ohio Roy? He got the Boy Flu been hangin in Block D and doin the down low.

by zoobreath3 January 29, 2021