Swank Flu

A language with words that only a select few of people know of. The knowledge of these words can only be passed on to people who are deemed "worthy" by others who have knowledge of the words. Nobody knows what makes a person more worth or less worthy. You just are.
Ex: Person 1: Do you know the words of the swank flu?
Person 2: Nah bro, tell me more.
Person 1: You're too trog fandem, sorry bro.
by SwankFlu14 February 28, 2019
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.2 flu

Calling in sick to work because you want go out drinking or because you are hungover.
Bob called in sick tonight. He probably has the .2 flu.
by Gout Slayer March 10, 2016
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Bracket Flu

Bracket Flu: A disease caused by ten men and an air-filled rubber ball that becomes widespread in the United States the 3rd weekend of March. The disease has been known to be terrible duing years of widespread upsets and buzzer beaters.

Symptoms: Fatigue, irritability, confusion, dizzyness, nausea

Severe cases have been known to cause depression causing many to stay home from work/school on Monday after the first and second rounds are complete.

The Only Cure: A minimum of one Buzzer Beater the following weekend.
Jim caught bracket flu after Ohio U beat Georgetown in 2010. He didn't return to work for a full week.
by valleymd March 19, 2010
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hiatus flu

A disease caught by members of a fandom while they wait for new content to be released. Since hiatuses can be quite long for most series, hiatus flu is usually chronic and severe.
"Marty has spent the last month doing nothing but writing fanfiction about his favorite cartoon. What's happened to him?"

"Don't worry man, he just caught the hiatus flu."
by Rick Rolland June 28, 2016
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oyster flu

when you get bad breath from going down on a not so clean women
DAmn!! you breath stinks.... really, I think I have a case of the "oyster flu" I went down an a chick that wasn't so clean last night.
by 1 slice November 01, 2017
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Mom flu

Like the regular flu, but nobody cares.
When Mom had the Mom flu, she still had to get the kids ready, drop the kids off, vacuum, so laundry, pick up the house, pick up the kids, take the kids to basketball practice, make dinner, set the table, clean up dinner, give the kids a bath, get the kids ready for bed, and tuck the kids in.
by Someonejuicy March 01, 2018
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Battlestar Flu

Results from watching 30 or more episodes of Battlestar Galactica in a row.

Symptoms of Battlestar Flu include lack of sleep, using the word “frak” as a curse word, and suspecting everyone around you is a frakking Cylone….
Hey boss, I can't come into work today, I've got Battlestar flu
by AK2011 May 09, 2011
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