Fixing the koi pond

A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.

"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"

by AnonymousSynonymous April 8, 2022

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Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool

A fucking big hammer.

The T.V's knackered again. Fetch me my Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool.

by jujitsugeorge April 28, 2015

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Fix

You want me to fix it? Ok.

Hym "Here's your fix: I (as the public) don't have to do your bullshit... Then, I also don't have to do THEIR bullshit... You give ne MY shit... And then you both go fuck yourselves. That's the fix. That's the only acceptable solution."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

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Fix the hell yeah

I’m still figuring out what it means.

FIX THE HELL YEAH!!!!!!!

by WalnutTheWalrus September 9, 2025

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How to fix the political climate

Defend sexual predators. Go on their podcasts and cry like a bitch because you know they are doing what they are doing.

Hym "That's how to fix the political climate according to Dr. K."

by Hym Iam January 22, 2025

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Babe Fix

A Babe Fix refers to a really bad and poor fix of something. "Babe Fix" finds its main application in the gaming industry, but its also used to refer to a bad fix in general. The origin of the phrase is the well-known song "Babe" by HyunA.

Person A: "Look, I fixed the stuff you told me to:"

Person B: "Dude, what kind of Babe fix is that?!"
or
Person B: "That fix gives me the Babe flashbacks.."

by -M4x July 5, 2020

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