fitzy

of or pertaining to anything as effeminate as sparkling mineral water.

Bean is fitzy...no, i'm serious...BEAN IS FITZY

by Damian April 29, 2003

fitzy

A small white albino child who posseses an extremely small penis relative to a toothpick, yes, quite small indeed. Your average fitzy will always strive to gain anal satisfaction via half eaten cucumbers.

The term fitzy can also be used as a verb when describing something homosexual, small, insignificant and most importantly gender confused.

1. Keep me away from that fitzy!! I already have three genital infections.

2. Michael Fitzpatrick

3. Oi get over here you fitzy loving slut.

by poon loving mexican November 8, 2007

The Fitz

Getting a hand job through your shorts by a female

dude i went to austin,and came back with the fitz

by Mr. Skeettastic January 6, 2008

Shaun Fitzgerald

Vibe master

Shaun Fitzgerald is the definition of Vibe to the highest degree, never letting up a moment where he doesn't vibe

Guy1:Yo look at Shaun Fitzgerald over there, he is the vibe master

Guy2:Shit you right

by ShiddinOnDaCock October 20, 2019

fizzog

When you can't see shit, cause there's motherfuckin' clouds on the ground

Damn man, that fizzog is thick as shit

by Phil0106878 November 6, 2007

Fitz

When someone agrees to do something and changes their mind five seconds later

"You just said you were going now you're just being a Fitz and backing out"

by KingDiaz March 8, 2015

fizzo

An appropriate-for-work saying that let's you keep your job instead of always using the F word.

Dude! I have to come in on Saturday? What the fizzo?

by Kevin Laster June 23, 2008