Fister Salad

The act or art of putting both fists into 2 viginas and lick the fistee's assholes, very popular practice among more evolved(kinky)gays. requires great care and huge amounts of lubrication and focus. Kamala Harris is onced rumured to have participated in a Fister Salad in her early years of college at Howard University.

In the middle of our threesome they both asked for a fister salad.

by Fruit loop fagoon May 6, 2023

Fisters

For women that go Feral in the Shade. Founded by Emma Moore, Stephanie Green, Sandy Sidhu, Lauren Griffiths, and Chloe Luc. New members welcome, please apply

Fisters are doing it for themselves

by anonymous June 26, 2023

Fished

to think you are more than you are, only to find out that you are not what you thought. The ultimate FAFO-ism.

"David thought he was tough, but then he found out he wasn't. He got fished."

by queefliker August 2, 2023

Fiested

When you get so undeniably hard in an uncomfortable situation.

I was fiested at my grandma's funeral and couldn't stand up without doing a Pocket Shuffle

by Luvtooty April 2, 2024

Feisted

When you have an erection in an unfortunate situation

Girl: Ew look at that dude, What a creep! Why is he feisted?
Alex: Hell yeah, I want some of that shi too

by FeistsBane November 24, 2024

Fitted to the nines

When someone is dressed freshly and looks nice

"Yo, Ronnie is fitted to the nines!"

by Jowie January 20, 2026

fitted sheet syndrome

when you attempt to make your bed with a fitted sheet but one corner always, ALWAYS comes off. either during the night and you wake up with one corner off, or when you attempt to make your bed and one corner pops off.

danny: dude ive tried putting on this sheet for the past 10 minutes and one corner just wont stay on
kevin: you have some serious fitted sheet syndrome

by kieralovedanny September 13, 2025