"That guy wanted to fuck like right now but I told him friends first".
"Dude what happened to you?"
"I was so turned on I thought my cock was going to start speaking for itself but when I put my hand on her vag she said "Whoa! Friends first."
"Dude what happened to you?"
"I was so turned on I thought my cock was going to start speaking for itself but when I put my hand on her vag she said "Whoa! Friends first."
by Mr Special August 19, 2019

An extremely drunk individual who will quote risky business and piss all over Bozzo's neighbor's door.
by Bperfan420 August 1, 2003

A mildly popular series that aired from 1999-2001, about a man named Cade Foster who chased and hunted down alien named "Gua" who killed his wife. These were his "Journals" of his adventures.
by Schnarr September 2, 2005

if you know someone who’s born on this day you have been cursed. this person is loved by everyone even if their a total bitch. when you get close to this person you see their soft and sweet side. you will love this person instantly. they tend to be literal crackheads. this person will say the rudest shit to you when you guys are close but never let anyone else say anything mean. hold on to this person, they may be a bitch but no matter what you’ll love them and they’ll love you.
by finnswoter October 19, 2019

When someone walks in front of you getting to their seats at a sports event and they choose to go facing you. If you are still sitting down then it will be their crotch to your face. This is considered poor practice and should be replaced by their backside in your face.
I was at the game last night and these guys walked past us to get to their seats and they went by crotch-first. It was so gross.
by rollaricedan December 6, 2013

by jamesviloria August 1, 2008

by Malou Jaggli March 9, 2004
