3 kinds of fucked up

to be extremely intoxicated on at least 3 substances at the same time. can be functioning or passed out.

example: high on Roxy, weed and drunk

Bill: man im high and drunk. i think im going to pass out.

Joe: hit a line of that bump and you'll be on another level

Bill: i about to be 3 kinds of fucked up

by running_scared 123 September 30, 2010

two buck fucked

The act of getting drunk on the utra cheap, always delicious Charles Shaw wines, popularized by Trader Joes.

Anna: What are you thinming about doing tonight.

Rob: I don't know. I was kind of thinking about getting two buck fucked, how 'bout you?

by m.c. phatback October 2, 2011

Pull Me Dick Mate Get Fucked

An interjection expressing shock, disbelief or disgust! Pronounced as one word, ie. Pullmedickmategetfucked!

Pull Me Dick Mate Get Fucked! I don't believe ya!

by Good Ship Venus August 16, 2012

fucked

Doomed or destined for failure.

Rodney wasn't worried about the search warrant until he saw that it included his computer hard drive and then he said, "I'm fucked."

by harry flashman July 30, 2003

Micro-fucked

Any time a problem with a product from Microsoft elicits a response of "Fucking Microsoft!".

A blue screen of death occurs to which the user yells "Fucking Microsoft!"; you have just been micro-fucked.

by Dirty Paco October 30, 2006

I fucked your Mom

A phrase commonly uttered by pimple-faced fat boys who are unlucky in love.

The fat, greasy pimple faced boy sat in front of his computer typing, "I fucked your Mom."

by Sakura_Omega April 20, 2006

shit is fucked

Completely and totally screwed, fucked up, wack or absurd.

"You see that sweet mami, dawg?"
"Dat mami's a dude, dude!"
"Dat shit is fucked B!"

by Jeanyis June 11, 2008