FatherFucker

1. Young men or young women who are sexually attracted to the older men who could have been their fathers or father figures.

2. Incestuous relationships were sexually performed between daddies and their daughters or between daddies and their sons.

3. Young men or young women who love their father so much or an older man as a father figure.

Sexual preference with the age: "I am a young man who likes older men. I like calling them daddies. That's my favorite fantasy. So I am fatherfucker."

Age preference: "I am a young woman who likes older men. They are so mature and well-behaved. They are not immature as young boys. Does that make me a father fucker?

2. Incestuous relationship: My real dad who likes to fuck me and I like it.

3. Role Model: Why you always worry about your dad? Why you have to love him so much? No offense, but you sounded like you are infatuated with your dad.

by Father-Lover December 24, 2013

father

The man that created me and my brother yet he does not give damn about his family
A selfish bastard who drank all day and smoked weed and offered some to wife whle she was pregnant
Who did not work hard for his family
who nearly threatned to beat his wife if she did not buy him his goddamn liquor .
A creep who followed her to the liquor store to make sure she did not go anywhere else.
A friggin slacker
The reason i go all quiet when a little kid asks me where my dad is

Me: My father was a asshole
Person #2 :Yea so is mine
Me : Do not say shit like that ,you be thankful you at least have a father to be there for you ,to love you and take care of you

by Inahzi April 3, 2007

father

a sperm donor.

i'm sorry son but your father thinks it's funny to pay £1 a month in child maintenance and not see you or help me in any way. I have to face the facts my sweet - despite the guise of a long term live-in relationship which culminated in a unplanned pregnancy, he was just a sperm donor. ok let's go to the park and have some fun instead of thinking about that 50% of you honeypie

by vixen5 October 18, 2008

feather the nest

n. the act of putting toilet paper on the seat of a public toilet before sitting down to take a dump.

"Man I had to drop a duece so bad, I didn't even have time to feather the nest."

by Waingro June 27, 2006

fathermocker

An alternative to the offensive "motherfucker". In theory, someone who would mock their father.

I can't believe that fathermocker ate all of my marshmallows!

by Travelshark44 August 22, 2012

fatherality

fath-er-ality: ˈfäT͟Həralətē (verb) 1. The act of realizing that you are a father either by cultural imparatives or through child support bills delivered at your door synonyms: baby daddy, pimp, papa, sperm donor

Animals are so luck they dont have a sense of fatherality

by mills222 July 29, 2014

Father Time's Law

Time flies by when you're in a hurry; time slows down when you pay attention to it.

A: "When I drove home from work without gas it felt like forever as I hit every red light and go stuck behind every slow driver."
B: "You got busted by Father Time's Law."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I can break every law in the book, but one law that always gets me is Father Time's Law... Wish I had a time-travelling DeLorean..."

by Wolfcry January 11, 2014