As a unit of measure:
The amount of green paint accidentally spilled on the driveway is not measured in pints, but in facrots.
The collective IQ held by a clan of toothless, stick-weilding rednecks: 1 facrot.
The amount of green paint accidentally spilled on the driveway is not measured in pints, but in facrots.
The collective IQ held by a clan of toothless, stick-weilding rednecks: 1 facrot.
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When someone speaks, acts or performs around others in a way that assumes the other people already know the basics. This can be fine for all parties involved, but it can also be considered rude, depending on what the subject matter is and who's receiving it.
A friend invites you over for dinner with his family. During dinner, the relatives start talking endlessly about Mortimer's problems. You keep thinking: "Who the fuck is Mortimer?" and no one at the table has the courtesy to explain to you who Mortimer is. The family was speaking "matter of factly" about some loser named Mortimer.
Snottrah: Do you want to come back over for dinner?
Perphenalia: Nah. Last time I was there everyone started talking matter-of-factly about some prick named Mortimer and I sat there like an idiot.
Snottrah: Oh, sorry. Mortimer's my meth addict uncle. We disowned him a couple of years back for holding himself at gunpoint and carjacking his own car.
Why is the professor talking so matter-of-factly about That's because you missed the first two classes, genius.
Snottrah: Do you want to come back over for dinner?
Perphenalia: Nah. Last time I was there everyone started talking matter-of-factly about some prick named Mortimer and I sat there like an idiot.
Snottrah: Oh, sorry. Mortimer's my meth addict uncle. We disowned him a couple of years back for holding himself at gunpoint and carjacking his own car.
Why is the professor talking so matter-of-factly about That's because you missed the first two classes, genius.
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The center of our galaxy tastes like raspberries and smells rum. This factasy is a recent discovery of astronomers.
I am writing a factasy based on recent calculations: each ejaculation contains about 15 terabytes of genetic information transferred at a speed of 5 terabytes per second.
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