Faceless

A person online who insults others looks when they haven't posted their own face.

bro your faceless nigga dont even talk

by anonymousthug69 May 3, 2025

Failex

Failex
A luxury watch theft or robbery that goes horribly wrong because the stolen item is fake or a replica, leaving the thief with nothing—or sometimes resulting in their arrest.

Example:
He thought he scored a Rolex, it was fake, it was a total failex — he walked away with nothing… and got nicked a week later.

Lee: Bruv, did you hear about them three muppets in Wales? Mugged a bloke for a fake Rolex… blinded him in one eye.
Frank: Mental, bruv! And got 30 years between them? Total failex!
Lee: LOL!
Frank: LOL!

by Jamie Cheese January 28, 2026

Failed

Right but you failed because you suck and you're a retard who stole the idea of online banking and then stole a company and then stole AI.

Hym "And I didn't failed because I'm the greatest mind who has ever lived. I just did the thing I said I was going to do, immediately, with minimal effort. So... I guess fail less? Suck less? That doesn't mean you get to steal MY shit, cripple."

by Hym Iam July 13, 2025

Facilitaker

A person who drops a joke bomb (punchline with no context) while leaving someone else to explain it, rendering them the inevitable deliverer of the unfunny punchline (unfunny because it’s taken them so long to explain it)

I’m going to have to explain that now, because no one understands it! You’re such a facilitaker

by MrsSmallCardiff July 18, 2025

Facilitaker

A facilitaker is someone who drops a joke-bomb (punchline with no context) while leaving someone else to explain it, rendering them the inevitable deliverer of the unfunny punchline (unfunny because it’s taken them so long to explain it)

No one’s going to understand that! I’m going to have to explain it- yours such a facilitaker!

by MrsSmallCardiff July 18, 2025

failed5b

The totally best BFDIA 5b mod ever, yeah. Totally. Right guys?

P1: Bro have you played failed5b yet
P2: No why would I ever ChatGPT says it sucks
P1: LIAR! CHATGPT IS A FILTHY N-
P2: Woah calm down!!

P1: Not until you play failed5b
P2: Fine...

by Whatywhat August 21, 2025

jump failer

someone who sucks at going off ramps on a bike, skateboard, etc. and knows it.

cody: dude go off this ramp
john: i cant i suck at it
cody: come on its easy
john: no im a jump failer.

by makutassead November 8, 2009