Female Apology

The ancient and still present artform of a female getting something completely wrong but never actually being able to apologise for it.

Instead they will just be nice to you for a prolonged amount of time hoping that they'll make you forget about their faux pas without being humbled enough to say "Sorry".

So how did it go last night?

It was OK, I didn't get an apology.

How is that OK, she was completely out of line!

It's OK because I got the female apology, enjoyed the lack of nagging so much I forgot why I was mad at her in the first place.

by MikeMilligan July 13, 2009

female ejaculation

Seminal fluid that is excreted from the urethra as a woman reaches the orgasm stage from masturbation or sex; not to be confused with urine, which excretes waste, while this is a clear/milky color

As Susan reached her orgasm, she released a clear liquid. She thought it was urine, but her boyfriend informed her it was female ejaculation.

by theflowrqueen July 19, 2017

female priapism

engorged clitoris

erin p says her female priapism is pleasurable.

by therapist696969 May 2, 2010

female flesh lettuce

Please refer to the definition of FFL for even more clarification.

Female Flesh Lettuce is the extended form of FFL. In short, the labia (or vagina lips) resemble leaves from a head of Romaine lettuce, though in fleshy form.

The ingredients for a flesh salad are...
-A few leaves of fresh female flesh lettuce
-A teaspoon of thousand island dressing
-Vigorous tossing

by Steve Steve Steve Steve July 30, 2008

female mouse

a mouse for the computer that has no ball(s), and usually a small hole on its underside

"My mouse is busted, let's go to Beast Buy and get a female mouse!"
"You mean an optical mouse?"
"As long as its got no balls!"

by message_tied_to_a_brick August 30, 2004

Female Bankruptcy

The act of clearing your slate of all of the females in your life. Halting communication and not seeing your women anymore. Like financial bankruptcy, you start fresh, with all new women.

Female Bankruptcy is usually deployed when you are sick of all of the women in your life and realize you need to start fresh with new and different women.

I am sick of all the girls I have been seeing, I declare Female Bankruptcy.

by The berboy May 25, 2012

female anime addict

A female, particularly someone with the name of Gabby who needs to get a life and possible rehab.

I cant believe Gabby is a female anime addicted.

by cinnamon rolls May 1, 2015