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Exception List

For people in a committed relationship, a list of people with whom they are allowed to have sexual encounters with.

The term comes from the people on the list being "exceptions" to your committed relationship. i.e. "I'm not allowed to have sex with anyone but my girlfriend..... except for Jennifer Aniston"

Both men and women can have exception lists and in most relationships where they're used each person will have their own list.

Typically the people on an exception list are models or celebrities or people whom you would never expect to have a chance to sleep with. Although it is possible to have an exception list naming a co-worker or a friend this would not be common.
Carrie Underwood is so hot. I'm adding her to my exception list!
by Danieldjl June 7, 2011
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Erection

When your Penis gets hard from sexual thoughts, sights, or stimulations
"Aw man, Jessica's big tits are giving me a giant erection"

"James, stick your thick erection up my pussy!"
by BonerGuy17 October 25, 2016
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Vaginal Erection

Mmm...got a whiff of his cologne? Did he just take his shirt off at the gym? Did you start to feel a little tingly...down there? Perhaps a bit moist? And almost like your clitoris is standing 6 feet tall? Well girl, you've just suffered from a vaginal erection.
I was sitting at my desk and when he walked by I smelled his cologne. I had to run to the bathroom after I realized I'd just had a vaginal erection.
by vaginiqua October 26, 2011
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exception

An error condition in software that is generated by a program's inability to complete a task. Common causes of exceptions include division by 0 and calling of nonexistent files.
java.lang.IndexOutOfBoundsException (Exception thrown by Java when the program calls for an array object with an index outside the array)
by an elite April 22, 2009
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erection

When your penis stands to attention. See boner, stiffy.
Thinking about my girlfriend always gives me an erection.
by urban pervert April 25, 2003
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presidential erection

noun. the excitement of any possible chance of replacing the current president via a new election.
"I've such a presidential erection for 2008."
by Justin & Todd November 25, 2007
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Connection Erection

The pleasurable feeling when a person has linked, joined or connected to another someone after a series of failed attempts.
After a bunch of tries signing in to my Xbox Live, I got pissed off. A guy from tech support was able to solve my problems and I was able to play online again. I was feeling a real Connection Erection right then and there.
by LineSixRocker June 30, 2011
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