Ebonics

African american colloquial street language, slang and speech manerisms, eg "check it out ya'll, ma main man Gerald be rollin our way", which translates to "look everyone, here comes my friend Gerald". Usually involves purposefully incorrect grammar and syntax (as in "we be doing X"). Funny thing about ebonics, their use is supposed to be shun for sounding uneducated and uncultured. However, there's nothing white americans love more ebonic idioms (hold on, there is one other thing they like even more than that : shooting innocent black people for the hell of it). Hence modern american is now riddled with terms such as "|booty", "naw'mean?", "a'ight", "I'ma be buying the new iphone", "|dawg", "|holla", "my man", "getcha X on", "where my ladies at", "|whack" and tens of thousands of other words and sayings that just sound utterly ridiculous and annoying when pronounced by racist white people trying to sound gangsta thinking they'll impress people using expressions from a culture they openly despise. The term wigger even exists to describe people pretending to be black all the time because they think this will make them sound cool. But the teriffying truth is about 80% of the american population now talks like that, quite possibly without them even realizing it.

"WASPs constantly using ebonics is hypocrisy made flesh"

by Spyan May 3, 2020

ebonics

BLACK=EBONY
+PHONICS
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Ebon-ics

ebonics- yo fo shizzle son you betta brace yoself suckka
English-My mother is from pakistan and she lives here in new gunie....reese son

by Nigga Please Reese June 26, 2004

Ebonizzle

previously not mentioned is her good point. She has the Funk Dadde as a brother.

Deriving mass power from her brother she is known to be somewhat the "baller"

by cappy February 15, 2003

ebonics

Originally invented by academics trying to create pride in the distinctive speech dialect of African-Americans, this word is now mainly used by ignorant white bigots to attack blacks, who they think are stupid, lazy, and unjustly supported by the welfare state.

Pa: Hay ma, didja heer? theyr trayina teach white kids ta talk like N**GERS! They callin it "EBONICS"

Ma: WUTT?!?! LETS GO LINCH SOMMA THOSE FAGGUT COMMIES!!!

by esresgrs May 13, 2013

Ebony

A stinky rat that lives in the sewer, She makes up a lot of bullshit in an attempt to make friends. If you see past this bullshit then you are clearly an intelligent individual and deserves a pack on the back. She is also a huge hypocrite who will call others a rat

Ebony: I'm a princess, rat
Dylan: Bullshit... *Pats himself on the back*

by YaBoiDyl May 14, 2017

Hatebreed Ebonics

The language of a white person who listens to hardcore/metal, but manages to speak like a black man.

"He looks like a straight up white dude, but motherfucker just started breakin' into Hatebreed ebonics"

by Matt Crittenden October 16, 2008

Eboni Sawyer

Fine as FUCK!! if you see this girl youd be like DAMN!!! I wanna BEAT that!! she has a phat ass and a banging body!

I hoe Eboni act like a slut.

by Mike May 22, 2003