person: "so, i'll see you later then :)"
bitch: "yea :) i gotta go to work now..oh yea..FYI, you really are an asshole. and everyone hates you. byeee! "
^^bitch n' ditch^^
**bitch leaves**
person: "bye...." ((what the hell?))
bitch: "yea :) i gotta go to work now..oh yea..FYI, you really are an asshole. and everyone hates you. byeee! "
^^bitch n' ditch^^
**bitch leaves**
person: "bye...." ((what the hell?))
by Victim of Insanity August 25, 2009
Get the Bitch n' Ditch mug.The double dutch rudder is the process or action of two men standing facing each other, each with his right hand around his own penis, then they place their left hand on the elbow of their friends right elbow, then they simultaneously move the friends right elbow back/forth with their left hand causing the friend to masturbate.
It's universally accepted as not homosexual because you are only touching your friends elbow, but may be the most intimate non-gay act among two men as they are assisting in the ever beautiful act of masturbation.
...or you're just jerking off your friend.
It's universally accepted as not homosexual because you are only touching your friends elbow, but may be the most intimate non-gay act among two men as they are assisting in the ever beautiful act of masturbation.
...or you're just jerking off your friend.
example: i just gave it to you above... its helping each other jack, thats what a Double Dutch Rudder is. geez.
by JackCityByatch February 26, 2009
Get the Double Dutch Rudder mug.Related Words
dytch
• Dytchhorr
• Dutch
• Dutch oven
• ditch
• ditch pig
• dutchie
• Dutch Rudder
• Dutch Windmill
• Dutch treat
The act of taking a shit in any body of water and guiding your fresh turd (henceforth referred to as the torpedo) to your friends swimming nearby, be it by natural currents or human motion. You position yourself upstream, take a squatting position and spread your butt cheeks to launch the warhead. As the guidance system locks in on your target, you then start the countdown sequence: “3, 2, 1, fire!” If your brown torpedo hits one of your friends and triggers its toxic cargo, you then shout “I’ve sunk your battleship!”
by Three Stripes June 10, 2014
Get the Dutch Torpedo mug.Multiple definitions,
1) when someone leaves a group/party to go to another party or group of people
2)When someone says no to 1 person but yes to another person to a party or hanging out on the same day
3) forgetting about something purposefully
1) when someone leaves a group/party to go to another party or group of people
2)When someone says no to 1 person but yes to another person to a party or hanging out on the same day
3) forgetting about something purposefully
by Blake1999 August 20, 2017
Get the Ditching mug.When attempting to give a girl a dutch oven, a shart occurs. Sometimes several marks are left behind. This is a great prank for the one night road game.
Doug: "How was the girl from last night?"
Randy: "She was a cunt, she wouldn't even swallow. I gave her a dirty dutch oven."
Randy: "She was a cunt, she wouldn't even swallow. I gave her a dirty dutch oven."
by dirtydutch416 November 25, 2010
Get the dirty dutch oven mug.Cover of 'Pass the kutchie", by the Mighty Diamonds, sung by Musical Youth ('82). A "Dutchie" does not refer to ganja; it is a cast iron cooking pot (Dutch oven) used in "the dreadlock's camp". A kutchie IS however a hotpipe for smoke. This song it NOT Bob Marley's (jah bless)!
by Sassafrassquatch November 6, 2009
Get the Pass the Dutchie mug.To place the penis into the mouth of a loved one, and to cover their eyes with your testicles whilst doing so.
The only thing she disliked about me giving her a dutch blindfold was that my (pubic) hair got caught in her left eye and it went blood-shot.
by Dazza May 19, 2003
Get the Dutch Blindfold mug.