Dylan

The biggest weeb among the weeb.

That Dylan he is such a weeb.

by IHateDylans November 21, 2021

Dylan

If u ask someone what their name is and they say Dylan, run. Toxic, not trustworthy and will probably make fun of you for the dumbest shit. Homophobic and racist. Loves to say slurs, literally just a big living red flag.

"I met a guy, he's called Dylan."
"Girl- run."

by your_mum_ December 07, 2021

Dylan

To be a moron, a complete baboon, a Dylan won’t understand the simple things in life. His/her’s whole life is a joke.

Dude you’re not supposed to eat the paper. God you’re such a Dylan.

by Daddy 9-inch March 01, 2018

Dylan

Chode havin ass nigga

Stranger: yo, I didn't know you were such a Dylan

by Nightwater4729 March 06, 2020

Dylan

To show up at places during events you are not supposed to be at.

I went to his house without permission therefore pulling a Dylan

by JJRpx October 24, 2022

Dylan

he never shuts the fuck up, probaby wears a diaper, never geting a girlfrend

guy: "HI DYLAN"
Dylan: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

by dylanhater000 October 22, 2020

Dylan

Dylan is the COOLEST guy in the world and is willing to help anyone out! He will date guys or girls and give them all a chance. He plays at least one instrument and is super good at. But if your one of his friends you will get an extra treat! He likes all his friends so much and enjoys spending time with them he might even be willing to date one of his guy friends!

anonymous guy friend: Hey Dylan i am bi and was wondering if you and me would start dating.
Dylan: Sure anonymous guy friend i will try it out and see if i like it!

by TheUrbanTrack3r! February 11, 2020