dweet

(1)Reference to a male erection.(2)The motion a boner makes.

(1)"Dude, I just had a dweet"(2)"DWEEEEEEEET"

by Nikate April 20, 2008

Deef

An incredibly noisy and smelly poop, mostly dropped at the exact time someone else wants to use that specific toilet.

I thought I heard the Fourth of July firework show start two hours early, but then I realized David was just taking a massive deef.

That chinese food from the end of semester dinner had our entire suite dropping deefs all weekend long.

by Bossjan Nachbar July 2, 2011

Dweeb's high

The elated emotional state that a Grove City College student experiences after long, exhaustive periods of painfully intense study.

I'm going to the library to get dweeb's high. Wanna come?

by Dweeb7654321 September 23, 2008

dweedle

a large plant that comes from the land of "King Pick-strawberries"

it is used to smoke and will blow the brains out of your girl friends vagina

can be used to cure "rash" on the pussy

That dweedle made brain come out Al's pussy.....shitt

by Cream-filled-what October 10, 2008

dweeb

Second definition:...

Dweeb...

Noun... person who is under you in rank, who does your grunt work.

Example: "He is my dweeb"

by Mark Nightingale June 3, 2005

Deefs

Shortened version of default

Often said by poker players who continually change all their cards on the first changeover.
When the dealer asks the player if he wants 'five cards?' the player would say 'Oh deefs'

by launcher December 25, 2008

Deef

Short for defective. Can be used for a multitude of things, from situations that have gone wrong, to things that have broken, to an ugly girls face.

"Dude, you straight deefed that bowl"
"Dude, I was going to smash, but that chicks face was straight deefed."
"Dude, if I fart now, I'm straight going to deef my pants"

by Boss919 April 15, 2010