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new jersey dumpling

similar to the blumpkin, a female vommits on her partner seated on the toilet. The partner cums and has diarrhea at the same time, mixing it all together. The mix is then frozen and wrapped in dough to create the dumpling.
(Hey man) Im really hungry
Sure Kal i have some dumplings leftover from when my girl was here.
What kind?
The new jersey dumpling!
by SmelvinHB2 March 4, 2024
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dumple

The small indentation immediately beside the anus. A dumper-dimple.
there was a small piece of tissue stuck in my dumple, but she took care of it.
by LemmeK March 1, 2013
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Steaming Peking Dumpling

When you’ve eaten way to much Chinese food that turned out to be loaded with salmonella. Followed by a raging case of dysentery.
Holy shit, I just took the biggest Steaming Peking Dumpling and my asshole still burns.
by Rick Junk October 22, 2020
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Trump Dumpling

He said I could breath on Mars if I tried hard enough. That was a real Trump Dumpling.
by NanchangKev April 24, 2020
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Dumpling

A girl that cries at any time or no reason at all.
Friend: why's she crying again for no reason?
Me: yeah bro manna's a dumpling...wet doe.
by Lunatic Raj September 24, 2017
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country dumpling

After a long night of partying someone is going to take a shit in the field
After destroying the field with the party, Joebob had to drop a country dumpling to finish off the night!!!
by Neversawitcumming December 14, 2017
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captain dumpling

A more appropriate alternative term for captain dip shit most commonly referred to for the work center / department moron that the company they work for will not fire regardless of what a fuck up he or she is. A captain dumpling’s stupidity and terrible work ethic not only irritates their supervisors and management team beyond belief, but their fellow floor level employees as well.
Supervisor) This guy has worked here for five years and he still can’t turn in a job without missing paperwork!
Manager) Let me guess, Captain Dumpling
by anonymous March 31, 2021
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