My beer was 2 feet away on the coffee table. Given such an insurmountable distance, I used drunk telekinesis until the girl sitting next to me leaned forward and placed it in my hand.
by AlexanderThe_____ October 6, 2013
Get the Drunk telekinesismug. the seemingly sound order of thinking that leads people to absurd acts that they would never commit without previous imbibing alcohol; the reason for approximately 90 percent of DUI's and OVI's, fights, pregnancies, carpet and couch stains, existence of games where there is no winner, marriages, bulk time, gut muscles, and injuries that are funny not sad.
Dude, what happened to my mom's car... and flower bed... and dry streak sexually?
Dude, before you freak out, listen, it was totally drunk logic.
Dude, before you freak out, listen, it was totally drunk logic.
by hurdleston December 8, 2010
Get the drunk logicmug. Being so intoxicated that you demand to fight all your friends in one night, only later to regret it and apologize to all of them the next day.
by Bamby999 July 15, 2018
Get the Hargrove Drunkmug. first-time concert-goer: my legs hurt i can't walk right
someone who has been to a concert: dude, you're mosh-drunk
someone who has been to a concert: dude, you're mosh-drunk
by PuNkMaN1987 September 20, 2009
Get the mosh-drunkmug. A bruise or gash that you wake up with after a night of partying or heavy drinking, with no remembrance of what happened or how you got it. Occuring with the stupidity and clumsiness of intoxication.
Mike - "Woah Dude! That bruise is huge, what the hell happened?"
John - "Drunk Bump"
Mike- "that explains it.. you were REALLY shitfaced last night"
John - "Drunk Bump"
Mike- "that explains it.. you were REALLY shitfaced last night"
by xoxjadexxx November 30, 2009
Get the Drunk Bumpmug. by Clyde_91 April 6, 2014
Get the Hyper-drunkmug. Absolutely obliterated from drinking it up all night. So drunk you have to take a piss every five minutes or so, right on the borderline of throwing up.
by ACG2x February 27, 2004
Get the piss drunkmug.