Being so intoxicated that you demand to fight all your friends in one night, only later to regret it and apologize to all of them the next day.
by Bamby999 July 16, 2018
The effects of marijuana that cause the room to spin, instead of your head from alcohol, or inner drunk.
by Osiris_0708 March 16, 2010
A term used to describe an extreme type of drunk and its associated behaviour.
Individuals reaching the Rhodes Drunk plateau, are best identified through their behaviours. Common behaviour traits include hurling oneself down stairs, attempting to kiss randoms and getting naked.
Reaching the Rhodes Drunk plateau is typically paired with a healthy dose of memory loss, often to the recipients joy of not having to relive the horror.
Individuals reaching the Rhodes Drunk plateau, are best identified through their behaviours. Common behaviour traits include hurling oneself down stairs, attempting to kiss randoms and getting naked.
Reaching the Rhodes Drunk plateau is typically paired with a healthy dose of memory loss, often to the recipients joy of not having to relive the horror.
by Harold the Brave June 03, 2014
Drunk navigation is the built in GPS that kicks in when your done done at the club, and both you and your phone are dead.
dude: how did you get home last night? i tried to call you but i only got to voicemail
dude #2: yeah man, phone died, had to use my drunk navigation
dude #2: yeah man, phone died, had to use my drunk navigation
by SmokinHotGinger October 07, 2016
the seemingly sound order of thinking that leads people to absurd acts that they would never commit without previous imbibing alcohol; the reason for approximately 90 percent of DUI's and OVI's, fights, pregnancies, carpet and couch stains, existence of games where there is no winner, marriages, bulk time, gut muscles, and injuries that are funny not sad.
Dude, what happened to my mom's car... and flower bed... and dry streak sexually?
Dude, before you freak out, listen, it was totally drunk logic.
Dude, before you freak out, listen, it was totally drunk logic.
by hurdleston December 07, 2010
A bruise or gash that you wake up with after a night of partying or heavy drinking, with no remembrance of what happened or how you got it. Occuring with the stupidity and clumsiness of intoxication.
Mike - "Woah Dude! That bruise is huge, what the hell happened?"
John - "Drunk Bump"
Mike- "that explains it.. you were REALLY shitfaced last night"
John - "Drunk Bump"
Mike- "that explains it.. you were REALLY shitfaced last night"
by xoxjadexxx December 01, 2009
Absolutely obliterated from drinking it up all night. So drunk you have to take a piss every five minutes or so, right on the borderline of throwing up.
by ACG2x February 27, 2004